Next Time, Declare the Human Head

File this under totally bizarre.

A Haitian woman was arrested at Florida’s Fort Lauderdale airport earlier this week when it was discovered that she
was trying to smuggle in a, gulp, human head. The head belonged to a Haitian male, and she said she was bringing it in
to use in her Voodoo rituals. Apparently she was charged with transporting "hazardous material" and failing
to declare the head on a customs form. Now how much would you pay to have seen the expressions on the faces of the
immigration folk when they opened up her bag and saw the head?  Or does this happen all the
time on flights from Haiti? Her bag, it turns out, was part of the new line in the Hannibal Lechter summer collection.
Very chic.