Lots of Santas

Who knew that Santa would be so popular in Russia? I’ll bet he stays away from the radioactive sushi, though. My guess is that Santa is quite busy there determining who’s been bad or good, maybe that’s why they need so man more santas than the average country. All the caviar-fattened mafiosos. The ostentatious nouveaux riche. Contract killings and assassinations. Ho ho ho!