A Beijing tourist got lost around Taishan Mountain in Shandong province. So, in accordance with common sense, a rescue team was sent out to find this person. While searching the rugged terrain, the crew found something completely different – seven corpses. That’s all we know about the newly found bodies. We don’t even know when they died, who they were or how it happened.
Suspiciously, Colonel Mustard declined to comment when reached by phone in the Conservatory.
Meanwhile, the one tourist that prompted the search remains missing – since April 28, 2009. Fortunately, Taishan Mountain, one of China‘s “Five Sacred Peaks,” attracts a lot of tourist action. So, there’s a shot that someone will stumble into the missing tourist, the way the rescue team stumbled upon the seven corpses.