Loch Ness Eel


Tourists were frightened out of their
knickers
by a monster eel said to be at least three metres long with a head the size of a football. The eel showed
up in a trout pond in Melbourne, needless to say, it was not mistaken for a rainbow. A $1000 reward has been offered to
anyone who catches Melbourne’s “Loch Ness monster”.

We hope there are pictures.