If you’re so hard-core in your faith that you want to leave your message almost anywhere (anywhere there is sand,
anyway…or wet cement), you might consider getting yourself a pair of
Jesus Loves You sandals. The holy footwear leave an imprint that
says “Jesus” on one foot, and “Love You” on another.
Presumably people won’t be confused if you wear them on the wrong feet, wondering what you mean by Love You Jesus.
Although Yoda might understand if you wear them that way. It is also unlikely that the sandals will make an imprint on
water. If these fab footwear become popular, I suggest we Darwinists band together and create a pair that says “Darwin
Doesn’t Care”, as evolution expresses no such feelings.