A nice wholesome story out of
Wisconsin.
First the punch line: “How would you like it if I did that to you?”
Now, the Jeopardy question-as-answer could be all sorts of things. But it turns out the response came from one
Phyllis Dintenfass, 63, who was reacting to an airport pat down search during which a screener felt her breasts,
perhaps believing she was smuggling in baggies full of high-grade gunpowder. She responded by grabbing the
screener’s breasts and asking, well, I already told you what she said. Alas, like telling bomb jokes in the security
line, one needs to be very sensitive about how to behave in these security conscious days. That is, when having
ones breasts felt by a Federal agent, one should not reciprocate in kind. It is, apparently, illegal.
To wit: Ms. Dintenfass was sentenced to a year of probation and fined $2,000.