Here he comes to save the day! Well, sort of. So there were
these two American
tourists in France…Paris to be exact. And they come out of a Parisian restaurant all giddy and full of Merlot…and
lo! they get mugged. But who is there to eye the bugger? Why, Russell Crowe, of course, whose image as a do-gooder has
long been in need of repair. Sadly, Crowe didn’t run down the schmuck and tell him that “the time for honoring yourself
is almost at an end”, but he did finger the guy later in a lineup.