Move over Hooters — Joe Francis, the man behind the $100 million ‘Girls Gone Wild’ brand, has plans to open up a chain of restaurants based on the wildly popular porn video.
The first two are expected to open in the Mexican towns of Cabo San Lucas and — you guessed it — Cancun, and there will be “no stripping, topless waitresses or filming in the restaurants,” said Francis.
I’m trying to think of some clever menu items they might have, like Trucker Cap Salad, where the greens are served in an upside-down, sweaty hat that costs $0.25, yet still is lusted over by drunk college girls. Or maybe they’ll have a deal where your meal is free if you can lick your own nipple. Who knows?