Please Don’t Pee in the Aisle

I apologize for a somewhat crude post, but
this one had me laughing.

I mean, some people. A guy on a flight to Charlotte
apparently peed in an airplane aisle and also tried to light a cigarette during as he headed to Dulles International
Airport. the guy, forty-one-year-old Mark McGovern, explained that he’s unemployed lawyer (reason 1) and further
explained that he is an alcoholic with an imminent date at a rehab clinic (reason number 2). Of course, he was
arrested, and the flight was diverted.He may end up having to pay some $250,000…which will be tough for an unemployed
lawyer.

Are with or both of these viable reasons to relieve yourself in the aisle? Well, we’re not lawyers, but we say no,
those are poor excuses.