Taboo Costumes to Wear while Flying

Today is Halloween.

For those of you who happen to be flying on this day and want to participate in the festivities with a little costume, please take a moment to reconsider what you might think is funny.

James Wysong, writing for MSNBC.com highlights a handful of costume faux pas he has seen at the airport over the years and the consequences experienced by passengers (and flight crews) perhaps a little too creative for their own good–like the gate agents who dressed as bombs, the New Yorker mocked-up as a tampon, or the passenger donning a fake pilot’s uniform and pretending to be drunk.

Sure, there are some pretty creative ideas out there but realize that the TSA, last time I checked, has no sense of humor. But, you have to admit; wouldn’t it be great if they all dressed up in bondage outfits and Nazi uniforms today? “Sir, step aside, we really need to search you.” I don’t know about you, but that would be the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on Halloween.