Big in Japan: Want younger looking skin? Try bird poo!

Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor. In fact, the closest I ever got to medical school was a failed campus visit that drove me to Japan in the first place. With that said, I am merely reporting here today on the purported merits of bird poo, rather than endorsing it as a safe and effective beauty product.

Besides, I’m sure you’re beautiful just the way you are, so why change a thing? (^_^)

In the olden days of Japan, geisha were – and still are – known for their painted white skin, which was believed to be a sign of beauty, grace and social refinement.

As you might have guessed, the look seems to have some tough competition, especially from the dark-tanned and bleached-haired urban youth of hip neighborhoods such as Tokyo’s Harajuku.

But, old traditions die hard, which is why bird poo is making a comeback amongst Japan’s female fashionistas.

Yup. You definitely read that correctly. Bird poo.

Before you run outside and start rubbing your face against all that pigeon poo on your car’s windshield, keep reading as there are definitely a few things you should know!

Believe it or not, bird poo is one of Japan’s ancient and time-honored remedies for reversing the hands of time.

Of course, we’re not just talking about any old bird poo, but rather the dried droppings of the Japanese bush warbler (鶯; uguisu) or Cettia diphone, a common bird with a distinctive breeding call that is viewed by the Japanese as a herald of the spring.

Drab in color and somewhat secretive by nature, these birds are very difficult to see amongst the foliage in the trees – or amongst the concrete and steel in the cities – though their pleasant chirping sounds are unmistakable.

And so is their poo!

The droppings of the Japanese bush warbler contain an enzyme that has been used for centuries as both a skin-whitening agent, and as a remedy for fine wrinkles. This special bird poo can even remove stains from kimonos without damaging the silk fabric!

While Japan might have lost a fair measure of its history and culture through rapid modernization, an increasing minority is trying to reintroduce the secrets of old. As a result, uguisu powder is making a big comeback, especially at a time when fashion and body image are at the forefront of most Japanese people’s consciousness.

So what’s the catch? Good question.

Bird poo, at least from the Japanese bush warbler, breaks down the melanin in your skin through enzymatic processes, which obviously leads to whiter skin.

Indeed, melanin is something that you want, especially if you’re not keen on increasing your exposure to UV rays. And, it’s worth emphasizing that skin bleaching – along with Michael Jackson – went out of style a few decades ago.

So, while bird poo might not be the latest and greatest beauty secret to come out of the Land of the Rising Sun, it still makes for an interesting story!

** All images courtesy of the WikiCommons Media project **

“Is anyone sitting here?” Five steps to picking up the cute girl (or guy) on your flight

Let’s face it: there’s not much to do on flights. Once you’ve browsed the absurdities in SkyMall, watched the first ten minutes of the in-flight screening of Norbit, and listened to all your mp3’s three times each– forwards and backwards– you sooner or later find yourself face-to-face with the chair in front of you. What to do?

Well, if you’re an unattached person on the prowl who’s smart enough to plan ahead, you chat up the cute girl or guy sitting next to you. Here are five not-so-easy steps for discovering inflight romance.

1. It all starts at the gate. The single most important choice you can make is where to sit in that mass of chairs at the airport gate. The unthinking person will simply plop down in the first available seat, but the would-be casanova knows better than that. Out of the dozens or even hundreds of passengers waiting to board their flight in this area, you can usually count on two or three to stand out from the rest. In order to have a chance, you’ll most likely need to sit by them and chat them up at the gate. But how?

2. Choose your seat wisely. If she’s the only one in six rows of chairs, walking up and sitting right next to her is just about the creepiest thing you can do. Instead, sit one or two seats down, putting your carry-on items on the seats between you. This keeps anyone from sitting between you two, and also allows her to see just how expensive your luggage is. (Note: Does not work with cheap luggage.)

3. Establish some common ground. Uh-oh, the talking part– but this doesn’t have to be scary. Take out a pack of gum nonchalantly, and offer her a piece. (If I know one thing about women, it’s that they love gum.) Then ask, for example, “So, where are you headed?” or if you have an especially dry sense of humor, “Excuse me, do you know if this is a non-smoking flight?” Please say this line with at least a half-smile, or she will think you’ve been in a coma since 1950. Ask what she’s reading. Tell her you liked that book but there weren’t enough pictures. Again, say this with a slight smile, or she’ll take you for an overgrown nine-year-old.

4. Try to sit near him/her on the flight. If the conversation allows it, ask where she’s sitting on the plane. If the gods are smiling down on you– as they were in a recent flight of mine– you’ll find yourself next to each other. But more often than not, she’s in 12J and you’re in 28A. Not exactly good flirting proximity. So you’ve got to make your own luck. Walk up to the airline counter– asking your new friend to watch your bags– and ask if it’s possible for you to switch seats to sit next to your friend. If the ticket agent says “no,” or “we’ll see,” by all means take that as a yes. Sit in the wrong seat– what’re they gonna do, arrest you?– until someone tells you to move. Yes, this takes a certain amount of guts, but the saying is not, “No guts, glory anyway.”

5. Look through, ugh, Skymall, then set up something for later. Sure, SkyMall contains a bunch of useless crap– though not all Gadling bloggers agree— but I will give the magazine credit for this: it is a great conversation starter. When the conversation eventually hits a lull, as is bound to happen with a complete stranger on a four-hour flight, grab SkyMall from the seat pocket in front of you. From pets to home and garden to sports and everything in between, SkyMall will help you learn more about a person than you ever wanted to know.

If the conversation goes well, mention to her that you’ve got a several hour layover, and wouldn’t it be nice if you could grab dinner or drinks at one of the airport’s “charming and reasonably-priced” establishments? (Note: Referring indirectly to the fact that you’ll be paying will increase her chances of acceptance considerably.)

If she says thanks-but-no-thanks to your date offer, what have you lost? You’ve merely been rejected by someone you’ll never see again, and as a bonus, you’ve made the flight go by a whole lot faster. To paraphrase Einstein, “Sit next to a smelly guy on a plane for ten minutes and it feels like four hours. Sit next to a pretty girl on a plane for four hours and it feels like ten minutes. That’s relativity.”

Gadling’s 10 days of gadget giveaways – day 3 – Tom Bihn bags

Welcome to day 3 of Gadling’s 10 days of gadget giveaways. Today’s prizes are provided by Tom Bihn bags.

Tom Bihn designs and produces their bags in the USA, and their Checkpoint Flyer bag was recently featured in our best 25 travel products of 2008. Up for grabs in this giveaway are 2 Tom Bihn bags.

The Tom Bihn Western Flyer is described as “the ultimate overnight bag” and provides a whopping 26 liters of storage space, waterproof zippers and a divided front compartment roomy enough for a pair of shoes!

The Tom Bihn Aeronaut is equally impressive; this 3-in-1 bag is a soft bag, backpack and duffel bag at the same time. You can wear the bag over your shoulder, on your back, or simply carry it through the airport. The bag holds up to 45 liters of your stuff, and features splashproof zippers. Of course, the bag is approved as a carry-on for most airlines, including the strict rules at London Heathrow airport.

Don’t forget to enter our two previous giveaways where you can win a NotebookBuffer cooling pad or a Slacker G2 portable radio!

  • To enter, simply leave a comment below telling us about your favorite product from the Gadling top 25 travel products of 2008.
  • The comment must be left before Wednesday November 26th at 5:00 PM Eastern Time.
  • You may enter only once.
  • Two Prize Winners will be randomly selected to receive either a Tom Bihn Aeronaut bag or a Tom Bihn Western Flyer bag.
  • Open to legal residents of the 50 United States, and the District of Columbia who are 18 and older.
  • The total value of the Tom Bihn Aeronaut (with strap) is $210, and the total value of the Western Flyer (with strap) is $190.
  • Click here for the complete official rules of this giveaway.

Track your city’s searches with Kayak Insight

Kayak has been tinkering with their search engine in the past few weeks (you may have noticed that they started publishing AA fares again) and just today unveiled some of the tweaks that they made.

The most interesting one I found was Kayak Insight. The tool basically takes your departure city and tells you what cities people are searching for as their search is made. I showed up and plugged in Detroit, and up popped Fort Lauderdale, $233. Pause. Then up popped Hawaii, $600. The map continues to populate like this as you browse around in a few tabs, then when you come back in a few minutes it’s got a huge map of where people are planning trips all over the world.

Cool trick, but what is it good for? Well, for Kayak, it’s a good instructional tool to tell people where they can go for how much. I can get to New Orleans next weekend for $150? Sweet! Salt Lake for $100? Rad! It’s also a fun little app to figure out just what the heck people are thinking in planning their vacation.

Watching Detroit for half hour, (I didn’t watch it the entire time. Really. I have friends.) what was the most searched region? Florida, duh. It’s cold up here.

If I were Kayak, I would collect this data over time and sell it to tourism boards as a marker of how much interest travelers have in a city. Or perhaps they’re already doing this……

Check out your own home city at kayak.com/insight.

Extreme kayakers tackle 300ft reservoir in Wales

Do you remember when you were a kid and your parents would warn you not to go down to the reservoir? It’s not that the reservoir wasn’t fun – it was just, you know, a little dangerous for kids. It was really steep, there was unsupervised water where you could drown and there were always those unruly punks who would vandalize the walls with graffiti and other nonsense.

I don’t think the kids in Wales, site of the Llyn Brianne dam, learned their lesson about reservoirs. As the BBC points out, it seems that the dam makes for a mighty tempting joyride during rainy season, when the spillway turns into a rushing torrent of water that drops hundreds of feet to a river below. As you can see in the video, several professional kayakers have recently attempted it, shooting down the 300 foot concrete flume at speeds of up to 45 miles per hour.

In case you are missing the gene for common sense, this is highly dangerous. In fact Welsh Water, who owns the dam, has condemned the practice as highly illegal. But still, you’ve got to admit, it looks like quite a thrill. Just don’t come running to me when you crack your head open kayaking the reservoir…