Cockpit Chronicles – Riots in Panama

I’ve flown with Captain Jim on the MD-80, the 737 and the 757/767. It’s always a pleasure to work with him and we often discuss everything from politics to aviation — but lately he’s also become my mentor in photography. Jim has been trying to expand my interest in shooting in the manual mode on my Canon DSLR. I tend to spend more time with the angles and composition than the exposure and white balance of my photos. But whenever I’m on a trip with Jim, he brings along his gear and shows me how it should really be done.

I’ve run into him a few times this month and we’ve talked about trying to get a Panama City, Panama and Caracas, Venezuela trip together so we could visit Casca Viejo in Panama. It’s a UNESCO World Heritage site, and perfect for a day of photography. Through some trip trading, I was able to get on one of these three-day trips with him.

As you’ll see after the jump, it didn’t go exactly as we’d hoped.

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Day 1 BOS-MIA-PTY

The first day we left at 6 a.m. for a flight to Miami and then on to Panama City, Panama. It’s strange to head due south out of Miami and eventually get to the Pacific Ocean side of Panama.

The ride to Miami had some moderate turbulence that caused one of our breakfast trays to fall from it’s perch on the jumpseat and land on the floor, breaking the glass bowl and plate. These bumps are certainly annoying, but as we explain to nervous passengers, as long as you keep your seatbelt fastened when instructed and anytime you’re seated you’ll be fine.

Jim lugged his camera and three lenses and I brought my still cameras and the HD video camera. You would have thought we were headed out on an African safari.

I told him about the protests that were happening this week in Panama City. On the 14th of February, a riot involving construction workers upset with the working conditions broke out right next to the hotel where we are staying. Panama City is going through an amazing construction boom; It seems like half of the city’s skyscrapers are under construction. There are cranes everywhere and it seems the workers are being pushed to their limits.

One worker was shot and killed during this demonstration which resulted in yet another riot the next day — again at our hotel. Unfortunately, I wasn’t flying one of those trips or I would certainly have video for you to see. But I did find this video that someone took from our hotel.

I figured that we might get some pictures of the demonstration’s aftermath, but if we didn’t see anything there, we had planned on going to another area that was in the news this week: Casca Viejo.

The newest James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, is being filmed in Casca Viejo, near the presidential palace. In fact, my co-pilot friend Rich had Judy Dench on board from Panama City to Miami just a few days ago.

According to the British tabloid, Daily Mail, they’ve been having a terrible time with items being stolen from the production team during the making of this movie. So apparently the producers hired a gang for security while filming. The rival gang in town didn’t appreciate this, so things got pretty ugly this past week. There was even talk about the production leaving town and rewriting the script to shoot in another country. But according to the comments on the article at our sister-site Cinimatical.com, the Daily Mail has blown the story out of proportion, since they’re confusing the construction worker shooting with this filming which is located a few miles away.

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Our approach into Panama took us right over the Miraflores Locks of the Panama Canal. It’s amazing to see all the ships lined up to enter the canal. It’s easy to see why this is considered one of the man-made wonders of the world.

The best laid plans…

After our arrival in Panama City, we talked to the outbound crew (also from Boston) at the gate. They tell us that because of the unrest near our hotel, we were now staying near the airport: a good 45-minute drive from the city. Our big photo opportunity was lost. I thought for a moment about getting a cab to go into the city, but I figured that would be kind of reckless considering that our company had gone out of its way to keep us out of the area. (It wouldn’t have stopped me! You gotta bite the bullet – sometimes literally – for interesting photo opportunities)

We met up at a bar similar to something you might see at a Denny’s restaurant back home. After I ordered, Mark, a British guy next to us asked me if I had just ordered the fajitas. He was disappointed that he hadn’t seen the fajitas before he ordered a few minutes earlier.

We struck up a conversation with Mark, who had just sailed a Catamaran across the Atlantic, stopping in St. Lucia, Aruba and some other places before coming through the Panama Canal the day before. He’s been writing about the trip (his fourth or fifth time across the Atlantic) in a great blog that he’s able to update using an Iridium satellite phone. Mark’s semi-retired, even though he’s in his early forties. It turns out he’s a Mac user as well. He started www.vtc.com, a training video service where you can learn anything from Photoshop CS to web and flash design for a flat fee of $30 a month. As a way to give something back, his company has created a huge library of free video content for teenage students wanting to improve their math or science skills called www.tutorom.com. They’ve even got courses on photography as well.

The best part about traveling is the people you come across along the way, and while Jim and I are still bummed that we hauled all of our gear on this trip without getting a chance to use it, we had such a great time chatting with Mark that I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.

Day 2 PTY-MIA-CCS

The next day we flew from Panama City back to Miami, and then Caracas, Venezuela. Interestingly, many people are doing just the opposite this month: fleeing Caracas to Panama City. Caracas hasn’t been a very safe place for some time according to the State Department’s travel safety site. Here’s my favorite part of the warnings:

Violent crime in Venezuela is pervasive, both in the capital, Caracas, and in the interior. The country has one of the highest per-capita murder rates in the world. Armed robberies take place in broad daylight throughout the city, including areas generally presumed safe and frequented by tourists. A common technique is to choke the victim into unconsciousness and then rob them of all they are carrying. Well-armed criminal gangs operate with impunity, often setting up fake police checkpoints. Kidnapping is a particularly serious problem, with more than 1,000 reported during the past year alone. According to press reports at least 45 foreigners have been kidnapped in the first eight months of 2007. Investigation of all crime is haphazard and ineffective. In the case of high-profile killings, the authorities quickly round up suspects, but rarely produce evidence linking these individuals to the crime. Only a very small percentage of criminals are tried and convicted.

So I just stayed at the hotel. I did manage, however, to get out to the pool.

Landing Slump

I’ve been on a bit of a landing slump lately. These usually happen after a streak of great landings where you think you’ve got it all figured out. There’s no stopping you. And then you hit a slump. Instructors like to say that a good approach will lead to a good landing, but that’s just not so. There’s so much going on in the flare and I’m convinced that what you did in the approach has very little to do with how you’ll touch down as long as you’re at least on speed and on the glide path when you cross over the runway. Is there a crosswind? Maybe a slight tailwind? Is the runway sloping down? How’s your speed? Your sink rate? Did you start the flare too early or too late? Are you on the centerline? Are you trying to make a turn-off to the terminal that effectively shortens your runway? Does the airplane have winglets?

My landing last night in Caracas wasn’t that great. You see, runway 10 slopes upwards for the fist 1200 feet or so and then starts to angle back down. The key to a nice landing is to touchdown before the runway starts to head away from you. If you miss the ‘bump’, it’s far less likely that you’ll get a smooth touchdown. Manchester, England is the same way.

After three landings only a mother could love, I’m declaring this an official landing slump. I’ll let you know when I have it figured out again. It doesn’t help that I’ve been flying with a few captains lately who must be on their own good landing streaks.

Jim let me use his wide-angle lens again so I took a few cockpit shots. It’s always nice to find creative angles and this lens gives me a few more chances at a good shot. Here’s what I came up with:

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Day 3 CCS-MIA-BOS

The icing on the cake of this trip was saved for the last leg, our sixth in three days. The lunar eclipse was starting just as I did the walkaround inspection in Miami and it finished just as we started the approach into Boston. I managed to get a bit of video and some pictures of it, but there’s no way to capture the feeling of breaking out of the clouds and seeing the eclipse right in front of you. A few pilots commented to the air traffic controllers just how amazing the view was. It seemed a bit cruel to the controllers since Miami was under mostly cloudy skies. I managed to shoot a little video clip of the day’s flying:


Next month I will be going down for recurrent training in the simulator and classroom and I hope to bring you along for the ride.

American Airlines passenger dies after receiving empty oxygen tanks

A 44-year-old woman died while on an American Airlines flight from Haiti to New York on Friday. Her relatives say that the woman, Carine Desir, complained of difficulty breathing, and pleaded with the flight attendants for oxygen but was initially refused. Finally, after consulting with the cockpit, the flight attendant reportedly brought the woman two different oxygen tanks. Both were empty.

The woman collapsed, and a nurse on the flight tried to resuscitate her, but was unsuccessful. The woman’s cousin, accompanying her on the flight, said, “I cannot believe what is happening on the plane. She cannot get up, and nothing on the plane works.”

A spokesperson for American Airlines had no comment on the charges that the plane’s oxygen cannisters were empty.

After the woman died, her body was placed on the floor of the first class area and a sheet was laid over her.

That’s about the only way I’ll ever be able to fly first class.

More here and here.

That airplane cabin air might be toxic

An article published in Britain’s Telegraph yesterday raises an interesting concern about the quality of the air we breathe in airplane cabins. Apparently, the way that air is routed and recirculated through jet engines opens the possibility of leaking fluids to bleed into the system. This could be jet fuel or oil from a hydraulic system that leaks into the passenger air supply and vaporizes into the cabin. Inhaling this cocktail, thus makes us sick. Experts estimate that the problem could affect up to 200,000 passengers a year, including cabin crew and pilots.

So that headache or coughing that you think you might be getting from your seatmate may actually be coming from the cabin air.

It’s difficult to quantify the extent to which this problem has actually occurred. On one hand you have the group of alarmists, many of whom are pilots and revered scientists, pointing out the problem and crying foul. But on the other you have the (clearly biased) airframe manufacturers who claim that there isn’t a problem and the majority of passengers who have never experienced anything like this before.

In the seventy or so flights that I’ve taken in the last year, I personally have never smelled anything of that sort. But I concede that there may have been an issue elsewhere. Read the article and see what you think, and next time you notice that foul smell in your airplane, think twice about where it came from.

Are you too pretty to fly?

I believe that we have just crossed the line from irritating to incredulous in the Southwest Airlines fashion police scandal.

As I’m sure everyone is now aware, last year, Kyla Ebberts raised a huge ruckus with Southwest when they asked her to change out of the skimpy clothing that she was wearing on a flight. She was perfectly warranted in her argument, mind you; as numerous images prove, she wasn’t wearing anything more than a tight shirt and a really short skirt.

Now it seems like it’s getting out of hand. In the most recent chapter of Skirtgate, two teens flying between Tampa and Los Angeles are crying foul because they were escorted off the plane by security officers (at the destination). Apparently they were causing a disruption on the plane because they couldn’t get water when they wanted it and were knocking on the lavatory door while someone was inside.

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Their side of the story is that the flight attendants were rude and discriminatory to them, saying,

“I think they were just discriminating against because we were young decent-looking girls. I mean, nobody else on the plane looked like us except us. [The flight attendants] were like older ladies. We were younger. Who knows, they could have been just jealous of us because we were younger.”

Or maybe you were just being spoiled brats.

Details at Tampa Bay’s 10 are still fuzzy, but I have a feeling I know how this is going to turn out.

***Update! Paula Berg from Southwest comments on the debacle! Read her comments here.***

***Another Update! Southwest’s official video reply can be seen here.***

That one time I ripped off Kato Kaelin.

One time, on a late connection from Grand Rapids to Chicago to Los Angeles I rushed back to my seat on my California bound airplane and found it occupied. Grabbing the next seat I could find, I got comfortable and eventually started a conversation about favorite pickup lines with the guy next to me (I’ll tell you mine later). Finally he got around to asking me what I did, and I told him that I worked in Malibu as a research engineer.

And what did he do?

“I’m Kato Kaelin.” As if that was someone’s job. He then proceeded to tell me that he had met a hottie in Chicago and wanted her to come back and sit with us so he could work his game. Which was fine with me. Who argues with Kato Kaelin?

Kato vanishes for a little while and shows back up with a cute blond and he starts buying rounds of Skyy Vodka shots. And the conversation flows around all of the great things that Kato does and the pilot he was shooting and the strange reasons that he wasn’t flying in first class. The young lady mentions that she’s hungry, and remembering the spring rolls that my mom packed for me, I produce a dozen soggy pork-filled treats for a snack. And the shots keep coming.

Aside– cold spring rolls taste like crap. I got a huge kick out of watching Kato choke them down while he was flirting.

Anyway, wary of the fact that I’m freeloading off of the game that Kato is playing, he suggests that I buy the next round of shots. Sure thing, man. Who disagrees with Kato? Problem is, I haven’t got any money and the flight attendant is already on the way back with vodka.

When she gets back, all three of them look at me expectantly and I pause…
“Sorry Kato, I’m out of cash,” I said as I feigned looking through my wallet. I almost never carry cash.

He looks at me like, “Thanks, ass” and is about to say something before the blond chips in and offers to pay. Kato will have none of that though, so he ends up footing the bill.

That was the end of my free vodka, but the young woman got a hell of a deal. After more alcohol the pair engaged in a series of sensual massages (I’m serious) in the two seats right next to me. Later they disappeared towards the back of the plane. Curious after a few minutes, I looked towards the galley and saw Kato chewing the fat with a couple of flight attendants while the woman was in the bathroom. I guess she had shut him down before they both got it on in the lav.

Kato didn’t talk to me for the rest of the flight and when I saw both of them at LAX and waved cheerfully he glared back at me. I suppose he wasn’t very happy after buying all that vodka, eating cold spring rolls and not getting into the mile high club.

So long, Kato Kaelin. I hope that acting career works out. The next shots are on me.