Crazy passenger sprays water in cabin, threatens to blow up plane with the help of Satan

It has been several weeks since we last featured an unruly passenger – but the suspect in today’s story more than makes up for that.

Stanley Sheffield was flying the Delta red-eye from Los Angeles to Tampa earlier this week when he went a little cuckoo.

According to fellow passengers, Sheffield started throwing water through the cabin, then tried to open the airplane door while threatening to blow up the plane.

Then, after yelling “I’m going to blow you guys up and I’m going to take everybody with me”, he headed for the cockpit door yelling “get behind me, Satan”.

He was then subdued by fellow passengers. One of the men who held Sheffield was Kevin Kennedy, broadcaster for the Tampa Bay Rays.

Mr. Sheffield now faces charges for interfering with a flight crew and destruction of an aircraft. Local police did say they don’t see his actions as terrorist related. According to his ex-wife, her former husband need some serious medical help. Fingers crossed he gets the help he needs – and is kept off any airplanes for the time being.

(Suspect image from Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office)

Ryanair says “screw you” to stranded passengers – European Union sends them a copy of the law

Ryanair CEO Micheal O’Leary played tough guy this week when he told his customers that he wouldn’t pay a penny to cover expenses resulting from being stranded due to the Icelandic Volcano.

In statements to the media, he admitted that he was fully aware of EU compensation laws, but chose to ignore them claiming:

There’s no legislation designed that says any airline getting a fare of 30 euro (£26) should be reimbursing passengers many thousands of euro for hotel accommodation. It’s absurd.

Well, unfortunately for Mr O’Leary, there actually is legislation that is designed just for that purpose. In fact, European air travelers are one of the most protected groups of travelers in the world.

As it turns out, European lawmakers may have told Ryanair to re-read the laws he’s bound to – because two days after his tough statements, the airline took a u-turn and confirmed that they would indeed be refunding passengers for “reasonably-receipted expenses”.

AOL’s “Mystery Flyer” takes to the skies to find the friendliest service

In the world of mystery shoppers, someone visits stores and restaurants to determine their level of quality. Our friends at AOL Travel are doing something similar – but they are after ratings on domestic US airlines.

Yesterday, this “spy in the sky” took their first flight of the season – on board a JetBlue plane. The best part of this mystery flier is that he or she is sharing their entire experience on Twitter – so you and I can follow them, and hopefully learn which airlines score high points for being friendly and helpful, and which ones are best to be avoided.

With so many different airlines, rules and fees in the lineup of US air carriers, it will be interesting to see how they all rate – and whether there are any surprises. Yesterdays JetBlue flight already looks pretty good – lots of friendly smiles and helpful flight attendants.

You don’t have to be “on Twitter” to follow the Mystery Flyer – just bookmark this page, to stay updated. Of course, if you are on Twitter, feel free to interact with the flyer, and don’t forget to follow them!

Travel returning to normal as the blame game begins

As air travel begins to return to normal, the question of who’s going to pay for the expenses incurred by the flight ban is being raised. Airlines say the EU acted too hastily in creating a blanket ban that cost them more than a billion euros.

Flights in most countries have nearly reached their pre-eruption levels, but some airports in Sweden and Norway shut down late yesterday as a northerly wind puffed more ash in their direction. Tens of thousands of people are still waiting to get home as airlines struggle to deal with the backlog.

Meanwhile, airlines are saying the flight ban was too strict. Eurocontrol, which manages Europe’s air traffic, insists that at the beginning of the eruption, the best scientific knowledge said that flying through any amount of ash could damage jet engines. The airlines and Eurocontrol ran some test flights and found that engines are more resistant than previously thought. Eurocontrol then made the ban more lax, allowing some and then most flights to resume.

Airlines are asking for taxpayer money to deal with the costs and for changes in EU rules that required them to put up stranded passengers in hotels.

The Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland is still erupting, but only emitting a small fraction of the ash it once was.

On a personal note, my wife finally made it back to Madrid last night after being trapped in England since Thursday. She reported that Heathrow was crowded but orderly. Her flight left ninety minutes late, which is certainly understandable considering the circumstances. One big mystery is why there were only about thirty people on board!

On the first night she was stranded, British Airways paid for her hotel and food, then stopped paying. She had to pay 8 pounds to go to airport the next day, only to find it closed. The second night at the Heathrow Sheraton cost 195 pounds, including internet connection, breakfast, and a snack. She then went to stay in Oxford, where we know a cheap but good B&B called the Newton House. Her stay cost 260 pounds. A return bus ticket to Oxford was 25 pounds. Other expenses were 20 pounds a day for five days. The grand total came to 588 pounds, or $905.

British Airways says they don’t have to pay for more than one night of accommodation and food, something the BBC financial desk disputes. Luckily she was on a business trip for her scientific institute, so they’re going to pick up the tab, and presumably try to get the money from BA later. So her six-day headache was in fact a best-case scenario. She was luckier than all those people who ran out of their medication, missed important family events, or racked up a big balance on their credit cards. There are even rumors of Americans being fired from their jobs for absenteeism.

This has all the makings of years of litigation.

Most European flights resume

The skies over Europe are once again filling up with planes, but passengers can still expect headaches.

About 75% of flights are scheduled to run today and all major airports are reported open, but airlines warn there will be significant delays and cancellations as they try to get back into gear and deal with a huge backlog of passengers. Eurocontrol, the agency that controls air traffic in Europe, says it will be several days before the situation gets back to normal, even assuming no new eruptions occur.

The Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland has reduced its output to about 20 percent of its previous levels and changes in wind patterns mean Europe will not get hit as hard as before. Vulcanologists point out the situation could change at any moment, however.

The ban was lifted mainly because several test flights showed that jet engines have a greater tolerance for ash than was previously suspected. The previous “zero tolerance” policy has been replaced.

On a personal note, my wife, who’s been stranded in England, is scheduled to return on a British Airways flight this afternoon. I haven’t told our four-year-old son because I don’t want to disappoint him if her flight is canceled. I suggest this for anyone in a similar situation. We’ll also be studying the rights of passengers stranded by the volcano. According to BBC personal finance reporter Kevin Peachey, British Airways should have paid for all of her accommodation and food, but they only paid for the first night and never communicated with her or the hotel after that. Complaints from travelers will be a major problem for the airlines in the weeks and months ahead.