Where to Get Your Drink On

For those of you looking to get roaring drunk on your next holiday abroad, you’re probably in the market for a really good pub crawl. I spent my college days in Liverpool — formerly rated the UK’s number 1 party city — so, rest assured, I know what I’m talking about.

But beyond the unchecked inebriation, and poorly-harmonized group renditions of “Lean On Me” that often accompany these sorts of excursions, in some cities, pub crawls are the best way to get to know the local population.

Thanks to Vincent Crump and Chris Haslam at the Times Online, you can review a handpicked list of the best pub crawls in the best pub crawl cities — Sydney, Dublin, Boston and Edinburgh. Not only do they give you a run down on the cultural significance of all their chosen watering holes, but the pair are even so thoughtful as to offer culinary suggestions for the morning after — pleasant ways to ease out of that hangover (or beat it to death with fried eggs and bacon).

Bottoms up.

Bathroom — Best Place for a Tryst?

Here’s one that kind of caught me off guard. The world’s busiest airport is apparently having a problem with something different than terrorism. Plainclothes officers patrolling public restrooms looking for luggage thieves are instead running into a lot of men…um…having sex with other men. A men’s room crackdown has led to the arrests of more than 30 people in three months for indecent exposure and public sex acts at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. They folks who find doing it in an airport an appealing layover activity apparently post personal ads on Craigslist. “Hey … I’m stuck at the airport from 5 p.m. and I’m looking for a good time.” Another seeks “discreet, quick action.” This may not be your cup of tea. It’s not mine. But it’s kind of interesting.

National Poetry Month Events: Bring out the Muse

April is National Poetry Month and like with any national month worth a mention, there are events to go to celebrate. One celebration is tonight at Lincoln Center in New York City. Oh, how I wish I lived in NYC. There are seats left. I checked. This event, Poetry and the Creative Mind, involves artists, musicians and actors like Glenn Close, Ethan Hawke and Alfre Woodard reading their favorite poems. The list is long.

While you’re listening to poetry at this event, you’re helping raise money for poetry books for New York City ‘s public school classrooms since Poetry and the Creative Minds uses this gala as a fund-raiser for this purpose. For other poetry month events, check out the Academy of American Poets website, Poets.org. There is a calendar for you to type in dates and it will kick out the events around the U.S. There are several.

Here’s a tip for a poet to look for. I saw that Maurice Manning will be in NYC on April 26 at the Regina Peruggi Room at Marymount Manhattan College at 7 p.m. He is wonderful. I heard him read from his collection Bucolics last summer. This collection is just coming out in publication and he’ll be reading from it on this particular evening. Seriously, his poems are great. William Olsen is also reading this night. If you can’t make it to the event but want to hear Manning read, check out this NPR radio story from 2001.

If any of you are looking for poetry to tickle your muse, Poets.org is featuring a poem a day and has oodles of sources. The picture is this month’s poster that you can order for free and also download for your desktop.

A Canadian in Beijing: Righteous Bikes

The thing about bicycles in Beijing is that they’re fearless, they’re everywhere, they’re irreverent and they’re their own characters. I know that it’s people who ride these bikes, but there seems to be a network of bikes themselves, like a secret society of Beijing bikes that meet at “koumen” (intersections) at all hours of the day to discuss how to better rule the roads. You can almost see them greeting each other in passing.

They’re as alive as this city.

I could write about cycling in Beijing for days. I’m sure this will be one of many posts on the subject. I’ve been observing the clambering chaos between pedestrians, bicycles and cars and after one week I have come to the following conclusion: bikes are in still in front.

They win the power struggle every time because they have the right to both abide by traffic laws and reject them. They seem to have no regulation whatsoever. All in all, the bikes of Beijing are anarchists.

Righteous.A Beijing bike can be seen in the bike lane (and there are a few, though cars and pedestrians often use these lanes too) or in the thick of the streets with the cars and trucks — even turning left in front of oncoming traffic. They hop up on sidewalks when it suits them and ride backwards against traffic when they don’t feel like crossing at the light. All in all, the bicycles are ever-present pedaling powerhouses.

And some are rickety and some are slick. Some are small and can be folded up (I love those!) and some are huge with giant trailers attached for large loads. In fact, these are the ones that I keep photographing because they’re so different from the bikes I know at home. I love how they can be loaded up with giant piles of unrecognizable stuff and still be upright and rolling confidently. Most of these big ones have three wheels, which helps with said confidence.

Now, the only ones I’ve ever seen that look like these are the ones that are quietly used by seniors at my Grandmother’s retirement village in Florida! Obviously they’re related to these bikes, but they haven’t really experienced the urban thrill of takeover. We need to free those Florida counterparts into the cityscape of the future!!

Yesterday I went downtown to search out some music equipment and to explore yet another downtown Beijing area. I was walking along East Gulouda when a bike passed me that was carrying two (yes two!) large leather easy chairs on its wide back. They were piled high and together like two L-shaped pieces of a Tetris game expertly placed. They were strapped together and to the bike itself. Nothing was teetering.

It was breathtaking.

I would even venture to say that it was beautiful; a beautiful example of invention, maneuvering and physics. Not for the faint at heart and truly for the cycling faithful. I grabbed my camera and tried to snap a shot but it was moving too fast. I missed it, but here is an image of another similarly laden bicycle. Differently stacked but equally awesome.

Bicycles are the main work vehicles here. Street cleaning happens from a bicycle and so, too, does street vending and small-scale commercial shipping.

Street cleaners have tools hanging from their bikes like brooms and shovels (pictured). They collect waste in the bike’s container as they move along. Most vendors selling food or other material do so from the back of a bike, and usually with a Aussie “Ute” style flat bed back to enable optimal viewing of merchandise.

Finally, bikes are also used as shipping vehicles. Here’s an image on one carrying several flats of “pijiu” or bottles of beer. This is one step up from the urban couriers of Toronto who mostly just carry small packages and written material.

I’m impressed.

All of these work bikes are the big ones too. These big-load bikes here seem like the ring leaders of the anarchist bike league. They’re the chiefs, the captains, the head honchos, the bigwigs, er. . . wheels. They lumber into intersections and are all the more fearless as a result of their size. The other bikes part and then fill in the wake of their passing like small fish do for whales.

Besides the hierarchy of might and manner, I have to mention the bikes at rest. They are everywhere, especially outside of the subway stops. Locks are also not very common. Those that are locked are only locked to themselves (and generally not to any permanent fixture) and they are mostly the newer bikes. The older ones are left to fend for themselves.

All in all, it’s a lonely pile of metal half standing, half lying on large sections of sidewalk in such a density that it’s difficult to distinguish one from the other. How do people locate their bikes after work? Your guess is as good as mine. In fact, I have an Australian friend here who said that she thought her bike was stolen until she found it three weeks later outside of the subway stop. I laughed out loud when I heard that because I can so imagine it.

This is an image of the bikes outside of my building. Just seeing this gathering of wheels makes me feel left out. I need a bike! I already looked into the prices and brand new ones are only about $80-$100 Canadian. Of course, there’s no reason for me to get a brand new bike, so I’ll be seeking an old one for a few kuai. Rust and squeaks are fine with me! I won’t be going quickly here – I’ll be too busy taking it all in as I join the pace of these living, breathing streets.

I can’t wait. I’m being beckoned by the bikes of Beijing. It’s a street-style revolution and I’m hopping on for the ride.

If you’re considering bringing your own bike to this city from afar, don’t bother. Bike theft, especially of foreign bikes, is apparently a huge problem here. Check out the link below for more information.

International Rug Patterns

If ever there was an odd, and oddly alluring Flickr collection it is this one. I stumbled across this over at Coudal and at first was puzzled why anyone would put together a site dedicated to various rug and floor patterns around the world. But as you let your eyes ride over them, you start to wonder if there are patterns to the patterns. Does the quirky Art Deco design of the Liverpool station somehow say something about Liverpudlians? Is the rigid, but complex design of the Einkaufzentrum Metrobus in Munich somehow illustrative of German sensibilities. I could be wrong, but I’m most definitely dizzy at checking out the myriad of sometimes awful ,but sometimes beautiful patterns here.