Lose your phone? Go to Munich!

Scott Carmichael wrote about a great spot for a bit of pre-flight relaxation – and a cold beer – in Munich. Well, if you have the chance to hit it, you may run into a celebrity.

Have you heard of Gray Powell? Well, he’s the guy from Apple who lost the latest-and-greatest-top-secret iPhone at a bar while being seduced by German beer and celebrating his birthday. It’s all gone downhill for him since then, but Lufthansa’s offering some relief. The airline has offered Powell a free business class roundtrip ticket to Munich … because it seems like he needs it.

In a letter to Powell, Nicola C. Lange, Lufthansa’s Director of Marketing and Customer Relations for The Americas, writes: “We all know how frustrating it can be to lose personal belongings, especially when it is such a unique item.” Well, I don’t think we know quite how frustrating it is to reveal your entire company’s future.

But, moving on:

We thought you could use a break soon – and therefore would like to offer you complimentary Business Class transportation to Munich, where you can literally pick up where you last left off. [I’m sure that’s exactly what he wants] Upon arrival in Munich, feel free to check out our new Bavarian Beer Garden business Lounge, and experience the best Germany has to offer.

Never has one’s “passion for German beer and culture” been so richly rewarded!

Pre-flight pampering at the new Lufthansa Biergarten at Munich airport

In my many years of flying, I’ve encountered all kinds of pre-flight lounge amenities. I’ve enjoyed an ice cream bar in Hong Kong, a massage in London, and a beer machine in Tokyo – but the new Lufthansa beer garden is something I may travel to Munich for.

Lufthansa built the new facility with the Munich based Franziskaner brewery, and offers elite status travelers and business class passengers access to barrel tapped draught beers and Bavarian Pretzels.

In addition to the beer garden, the newly renovated lounge at Munich International Airport terminal 2 offers six satellite bars, 18 computer workstations, shower facilities and TV areas.

Though the Lufthansa beer garden isn’t the first brewery at Munich airport, it is the first inside an airport lounge. Amazingly, this new business class lounge is just one of seven lounges at the airport – totaling over 48,000 square feet.

Travel returning to normal as the blame game begins

As air travel begins to return to normal, the question of who’s going to pay for the expenses incurred by the flight ban is being raised. Airlines say the EU acted too hastily in creating a blanket ban that cost them more than a billion euros.

Flights in most countries have nearly reached their pre-eruption levels, but some airports in Sweden and Norway shut down late yesterday as a northerly wind puffed more ash in their direction. Tens of thousands of people are still waiting to get home as airlines struggle to deal with the backlog.

Meanwhile, airlines are saying the flight ban was too strict. Eurocontrol, which manages Europe’s air traffic, insists that at the beginning of the eruption, the best scientific knowledge said that flying through any amount of ash could damage jet engines. The airlines and Eurocontrol ran some test flights and found that engines are more resistant than previously thought. Eurocontrol then made the ban more lax, allowing some and then most flights to resume.

Airlines are asking for taxpayer money to deal with the costs and for changes in EU rules that required them to put up stranded passengers in hotels.

The Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland is still erupting, but only emitting a small fraction of the ash it once was.

On a personal note, my wife finally made it back to Madrid last night after being trapped in England since Thursday. She reported that Heathrow was crowded but orderly. Her flight left ninety minutes late, which is certainly understandable considering the circumstances. One big mystery is why there were only about thirty people on board!

On the first night she was stranded, British Airways paid for her hotel and food, then stopped paying. She had to pay 8 pounds to go to airport the next day, only to find it closed. The second night at the Heathrow Sheraton cost 195 pounds, including internet connection, breakfast, and a snack. She then went to stay in Oxford, where we know a cheap but good B&B called the Newton House. Her stay cost 260 pounds. A return bus ticket to Oxford was 25 pounds. Other expenses were 20 pounds a day for five days. The grand total came to 588 pounds, or $905.

British Airways says they don’t have to pay for more than one night of accommodation and food, something the BBC financial desk disputes. Luckily she was on a business trip for her scientific institute, so they’re going to pick up the tab, and presumably try to get the money from BA later. So her six-day headache was in fact a best-case scenario. She was luckier than all those people who ran out of their medication, missed important family events, or racked up a big balance on their credit cards. There are even rumors of Americans being fired from their jobs for absenteeism.

This has all the makings of years of litigation.

Most European flights resume

The skies over Europe are once again filling up with planes, but passengers can still expect headaches.

About 75% of flights are scheduled to run today and all major airports are reported open, but airlines warn there will be significant delays and cancellations as they try to get back into gear and deal with a huge backlog of passengers. Eurocontrol, the agency that controls air traffic in Europe, says it will be several days before the situation gets back to normal, even assuming no new eruptions occur.

The Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland has reduced its output to about 20 percent of its previous levels and changes in wind patterns mean Europe will not get hit as hard as before. Vulcanologists point out the situation could change at any moment, however.

The ban was lifted mainly because several test flights showed that jet engines have a greater tolerance for ash than was previously suspected. The previous “zero tolerance” policy has been replaced.

On a personal note, my wife, who’s been stranded in England, is scheduled to return on a British Airways flight this afternoon. I haven’t told our four-year-old son because I don’t want to disappoint him if her flight is canceled. I suggest this for anyone in a similar situation. We’ll also be studying the rights of passengers stranded by the volcano. According to BBC personal finance reporter Kevin Peachey, British Airways should have paid for all of her accommodation and food, but they only paid for the first night and never communicated with her or the hotel after that. Complaints from travelers will be a major problem for the airlines in the weeks and months ahead.

Joan Collins excess baggage bill: $4,966 for $180,000 in luxury bags

While you visit Gadling and read my rant about $45 carry-on bag fees, other air passengers are having having fun turning excess baggage into a challenge – not a complaint.

Take for example Joan Collins – Because she travels a lot between London and the United States, she says she feels “compelled to travel like a packhorse”.

And she isn’t kidding either – each trip involves a professional packing firm, 30 Louis Vuitton cases and baggage transport fees for all those bags.

Think about that for a second – every single time she flies between her two homes, she carries clothes, accessories, books, CD’s, DVD’s and a bunch of other household junk.

Lets put this into numbers for a moment – her luggage firm charges $183 for each bag. Thankfully this price does include door to door service, but the total bill is $4,966 each time she travels (she gets a nice discount when she transports more than five bags).

Of course, that is nothing compared to the estimated value of her Louis Vuitton luggage – with an average price of $6000 each, her collection of monogrammed luggage is worth about $180,000. Kind of makes me worry a little less about paying $25 to have my bag placed in the hold.

I do have a tip for her: if you buy two of everything, you won’t have to transport it between your two homes each time you travel.
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