A Sampling of Labor Day Festivals

There’s more to Labor Day than escaping for the weekend — most cities offer some sort of celebration. If you’ve decided to stick around town, here’s a small sampling of the odd, the crazy, and the large festivals across the country.

Southern Decadence

Known as the “Gay Mardi Gras,” this New Orleans celebration starts partying the Wednesday before Labor Day and doesn’t stop until the Tuesday afterward. The inclusion of “decadence ” in the title barely hints at the indulging and imbibing that go on for six days.

Events include a talent competition (talented kissing counts!), three 12-hour “dance parties” (read: raves), drag shows, and a big you-know-what contest. DJ ChiChi LaRue, better known as a porn director, presides over several events.

Tickets and passes are still available through the official website, and you can find hotel deals there as well.

Bumbershoot: Seattle’s Music and Arts Festival

A “bumbershoot” is an umbrella. I didn’t know this until I moved to Seattle, so I’m assuming that you don’t either. And I’m also assuming that Seattle’s largest music festival is named after said umbrella in a sort of crossed-fingers, let’s fool the gods, double-jinx move, wherein naming a festival after the most popular accessory in the northwest ensures that it won’t really rain. (Although the official website claims it’s a “metaphor for the festival being an umbrella for all of the various artists and performers it encompasses.”)

One ticket gets you in to see everthing, although some venues have limited seats. This year’s lineup includes The Shins, Wu-Tang Clan, Sean Paul, Fergie, and Joss Stone. Although music is Bumbershoot’s draw, there’s also comedy, literary arts, and various other performing arts, plus crafts, food and what’s sure to be a rockin’ beer garden.

Tickets are sold out for all three days, so if you’re a last-minute planner you might want to check out Craigslist and eBay for people who’ve had a change of plans.

Chicago Jazz Festival

Significantly more subdued than Southern Decadence, Chicago Jazz Festival nonetheless offers a lot to “get jazzed” (their motto, not mine) about. Three days of free jazz in Grant Park is kicked off by the only ticketed show of the weekend — An Evening with Herbie Hancock.

Chicago Jazz originated as a small festival in memory of Duke Ellington, and eventually joined forces with the John Coltrane Memorial Concert and the Jazz Institute of Chicago to showcase a talented line-up for which 125,000 enthusiasts came. 29 years later the festival still attracts the same kinds of crowds.

Mackinac Bridge Walk

Although it’s not an all-weekend event, the Mackinac Bridge Walk is celebrating its 50th year as something of a phenomenon, attracting close to 65,000 participants in the 5-mile walk. The bridge spans Lake Michigan from St. Ignace to Mackinac City, Michigan, and was an architectural wonder when it opened in 1957. It’s the third longest suspension bridge in the world (although until 1998 it the longest).

The governor-headed walk marks the only time pedestrians are allowed on the bridge. Participants describe the event as celebratory, and one person wrote that “the excitement is palpable.” If you’re in Michigan, it’s not a bad (or expensive — the walk is free) way to spend Labor Day.

No running allowed — if you just can’t walk, wait until May 28, 2008 when the Mackinac Bridge Run is held.

Mountain Man Rendezvous

If you enjoy playing pretend, then this festival could be for you. A historical reenactment of the “mountain man/trapper life,” Mountain Man Rendezvous in Fort Bridger, Wyoming celebrates the old days when trappers convened to sell their furs from the previous winter. Participants raise tepees and buckskin tents, and compete in events like knife throwing, tomahawk throwing, and black powder target shooting. A period food court serves up kettle corn, Indian fry bread, and other dishes from the time (don’t worry, there’s no squirrel). Museums stay open late and historians speak nightly, so you can say you learned something over your holiday weekend. The festival draws a crowd of about 40,000 so you might want to reserve your buckskin tent ASAP.

The Best Places to Party over Labor Day Weekend

It’s the last long weekend in a long, long time. The weather is warm, the leaves are still green, and you’re not swamped with schoolwork (yet). This Labor Day is definitely the time to get away with the buddies and have a good time. Here, we list some popular options that involve the three key ingredients to a great holiday weekend: sun, skin, and summer celebrations.

The Lake:

Lake Tahoe and Lake of the Ozarks are major gathering places for universities within a 200-mile radius of each, and there are plenty of other large lakes in this country. Rent a house boat and take the party wherever you go. Houseboat rentals aren’t cheap but they can sleep a lot – not that you’ll be sleeping much. It could set you back as much as $250 per person for a 56′ boat, but it is summer’s last fling. You’ll get your money’s worth simply by not having to worry about noise – tie up with some friends in a quiet cove and you can crank the music and night-swim in whatever suit pleases you.

Rent a couple of jet-skis for the weekend as well and you can cruise around checking out all the other boats.

The River:

A calm-water float trip is another option for escaping college confines while having a great time with friends. You don’t even have to go that far – float a few miles each day, and set up camp on a sandbar. You’ll get the best of both worlds: a relaxing cruise during the afternoon and that raging bonfire at night.

Pretty much every state has a river, right? Raft and canoe rentals aren’t that expensive, but you’ll want to be careful if you don’t have a guide. Spend a few minutes learning how to steer, what to do if your boat tips – and please wear your life jacket!

Pack the cooler, the raingear (just in case) and the tent – and no, you can’t live on liquid bread for 3 days. So don’t forget the Doritos.

The downfall? If it rains you’re screwed.

The Cabin:

If your friend’s parents have a weekend cabin in the mountains, lucky you. If not, it’s not difficult or expensive to rent one of your own. Ski areas are a good bargain this time of year, particularly if they aren’t much of a summer destination. In Washington State, the towns of Glacier and Skykomish are great examples of off-season destinations.

The downfall? The potential for neighbors who don’t have the same appreciation as you do for Jay-Z at 2 a.m.

Camping:

Camping is cheap and you can pretty much do it anywhere.

If you can’t afford the houseboat or cabin, and the weather looks like it could be too crummy to spend outside in a raft all day, camping provides the perfect alternative. Big, cheap Coleman tents make a great hang-out place, and you can set up smaller tents around for sleeping and other “indoor sports.”

Vietnamese Coffee

I’m waiting for Vietnamese coffee shops to sprout like Starbucks in mini-malls all over America. Such a coffee-crazed country is a ripe market for a drink so strong, rich, and crazily caffeinated.

I was prepared for pho (Vietnamese noodle soup) when planning my trip, as Anchorage already has a couple of Vietnamese restaurants. But I was completely taken aback by the quality of Vietnam’s coffee, which is sold on the sidewalk for a few cents.

Cups are brewed individually by pressing coarsely-ground beans inside a stainless steel filter and pouring boiling water over them. A lid covers the top, which keeps the water hot while it drips into your glass. Often, as much as a half-inch of sweetened condensed milk has already been added to the glass — it was always too sweet for me so I was careful not to stir too much, leaving most of the sticky milk on the bottom.

After a couple of minutes you remove the aluminum contraption, using the lid as a foundation now in order to catch any stray drips. What’s left is a cup of coffee strong enough to make you grind your teeth for hours in a caffeine rush. No 16-ounce mocha-lattes here; glasses aren’t much larger than shot glasses. Sip it slowly.

And if you get a chance, visit the coffee plantations and roasters in Vietnam’s Central Highlands. You can smell the roasting beans for miles, and when you get inside a roaster you’re surrounded by a thick hug of chocolate-smelling coffee beans.

Eating Bee Larvae in China

They eat strange things in China.

When I’m in China, I like to eat strange things too.

Sometimes.

I suppose it depends on just how strange it is. Michael, an interpret blogger for WeirdMeat.com, recently traveled to the Yunnan Province in China where he indulged in a very strange delicacy indeed: Bee Larvae.

First, however, he made sure to visit the very wild, very surreal Stone Forest near Kunming before stopping by a local restaurant that served “crickets and grasshoppers and caterpillars, and some weird wormy maggot bug.” Mmm….

Then it was on to the bee larvae. Michael describes the deep fried delicacy as looking a bit like meal worms. He never really explains the taste, but does mention that they were “crispy, crunchy” and seasoned with salt and pepper.

Frankly, he could have been a bit more descriptive in his culinary adventure as I’m still not too sure what the little buggers tasted like. His photos, however, are well worth a visit to the website–unless, of course, you’re the squeamish type.

(photo via WeirdMeat.com)

Best Ballpark Food in America

Nothing is more American than apple pie and baseball. And nothing is more baseball than peanuts and Cracker Jacks.

Maybe 100 years ago …

Today’s major-league stadiums are chock-full of specialty foods that are often signature items for a particular park. For me, growing up in Los Angeles, it was the Dodger Dog. Mmmm …

I was disappointed, however, to learn that the Dodger Dog did not make this year’s Sporting News list of Best Ballpark Food in America. In fact, I recognized almost nothing traditional about the five items on the list — although baseball fans at each of the stadiums featured would vehemently disagree with me.

For the record, here are the best five foods found at baseball stadiums across America according to the editors of Sporting News. For a detailed description of each, click here.

Sausage and chowder: Fenway Park
Rocky Mountain oysters: Coors Field
Primanti Bros. Sandwich: PNC Park
Rubio’s fish taco: Petco Park
Old Style beer: Wrigley Field