Indonesian masseuses told to padlock pants

Is Indonesia reverting to the era of chastity belts? The country recently implemented a policy requiring its female masseuses to wear padlocks on their trousers.

We all know that for some folks, visiting a massage parlor means they’re getting a whole lot more than a back rub. There are specific institutions that cater to these types of customers and I’m certain that those particular “massage therapists” didn’t put in 500 hours and get their massage licenses. Working out the kinks in your back isn’t their specialty.

So it seems to me that putting a padlock on the masseuses’ pants isn’t really solving the masseuse-as-prostitute problem, and, as the State Minister for Women’s Empowerment Meuthia Hatta pointed out, it makes the masseuse appear to be in the wrong, not the customer.

What do you think?

Expensive caffeine: Coffee made from animal dung goes for £50 a cup

At Gadling we are pretty crazy about odd and bizarre foods. We’ve already written about Indonesian turd coffee, a byproduct of wild civets, but today the good news is that you don’t have to travel all the way to Southeast Asia to get it. To get your morning cup of turd coffee, make your way to London instead.

Peter Jones, a department store in Sloane Square, is selling a gourmet coffee blend made from animal dung and selling it at £50 a cup; that’s almost $100! Caffe Raro, which is thought to be the most expensive coffee in the world, is a made from a blend of Jamaican Blue Mountain and Kopi Luwak beans. The Kopi Luwak beans are eaten by the Asian palm civet, and once passed through their system, collected and sold for a little under $650 per kilogram. Don’t worry — they’re washed before they are roasted.

$100 may seem like a lot to spend on a good cup of java — especially when it’s made from animal dung — but then again, if you live in Europe, it’s cheaper than a ticket to track down the specialty in Indonesia.

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New York cigarettes to cost 9 dollars a pack. In Kazkhstan, the price increases to 32 cents.

Smokers in New York already face some of the highest prices for cigarettes in the country. But last Wednesday, the New York legislature approved a $1.25 tax hike on cigarettes, meaning that taxes alone on a pack in New York are a whopping $4.25, not including a roughly 8% sales tax. Add it all up and a pack of smokes in New York is likely to cost around $9.00. Ouch!

This all got me thinking: Where in the world are cigarettes the cheapest? And more importantly, how can I smuggle a couple hundred thousand packs into New York and sell them for a handsome profit? I think I’ve more or less discovered the answer to the first question, but I’m still working on the second.

A table produced by the World Health Organization (maybe a couple years old) shows that one pack of Marlboros or an “equivalent international brand” costs about $1.70 in Argentina. As much as I’d love to spend some time in Buenos Aires, I have a feeling I can track down a cheaper pack.

In China, an international brand costs about $1.57, which is sneaking down into my price range. The same thing in Ghana will run about a buck-forty. Cigs in Egypt look to be about $1.17, and those in Georgia are a dollar even. But we can do better than that.

The cheapest “international brand” smokes are to be found in Indonesia, where even fetuses are known to light up every now and then. A pack in the steamy Southeast Asian nation will run you a cool $.62. I probably have enough in my couch cushions for at least a couple.

But enough of this hoity-toity “name brand” crap. Let’s look at some prices for the hard stuff– the kind of violent cigarettes that leave open sores in the mouths and throats of all those who dare to inhale.

A pack of the local brand in Brazil runs about $.88, and in Colombia you can pick one up for about $.64. But don’t pay those exorbitant prices– head to Azerbaijan and pick up a pack of what I’m sure are the smoothest, tastiest cigarettes you’ve ever had… for a whopping $.33.

Meanwhile, Reuters reports that Kazakhstan‘s government recently raised the price of a pack of off-brand smokes to a minimum of $.32. At that price, you almost can’t afford not to smoke.

But don’t say I didn’t warn you about the open sores.

Traveling to the most dangerous place on earth

No other island in the world has such a bizarre history as Anak Krakatau’s. It appeared out of the sea 80 years ago, became home to dozens of bird and plant species, and then disappeared just as quickly. More volcanic eruptions followed as it resurfaced and grew to its current height of 1,300 feet. Then the explosions stopped.

For the next half century, Anak Krakatau has served as the ideal laboratory for observing how life begins, endures, and sometimes perishes in an island ecosystem. In fact, much of what we know about island colonization, biogeography, and ecology comes from the decades of research on Anak Krakatau, starting with Harvard biologist E.O. Wilson’s classic treatise The Theory of Island Biogeography (1967) to Oxford ecologist Robert Whittaker’s Island Biogeography (2007).

Whittaker’s research in the last ten years, for instance, has redefined the standard theories on how ecosystems evolve. Based on the interactions of the island’s 400 plant, 54 butterfly, 30 bird, 18 land mollusk, 17 bat, and 9 reptile species, he formulated a grand “disturbed island theory,” which argues that ecosystems do not ever reach some sort of ecological equilibrium. Other researchers have recently found that frugivore bats, buried seed banks, and even periodic extinctions are much more important in island colonization than previously thought. Data from Anak Krakatau also disproved the “stepping-stone” theory that claims animals colonize islands one by one in a hopscotch fashion (such as in the South Pacific).

Last November, Anak Krakatau came back to life, with spectacular eruptions and dangerous lava flows that threatened the growing number of tourists who visit each year. One researcher, Richard Field of University of Nottingham , told me a “catastrophic eruption” that wipes out all life on the island-or worse, the island itself-is inevitable. If the volcanic eruptions do not destroy Anak Krakatau, a plan by the Indonesian government to mine the island for its valuable soil and sand just might.

Several teams are currently scrambling to conduct as much research on this “natural laboratory” as possible before it disappears again. One team, led by botanist Tukirin Partomihardjo, is returning in March. He’s known as the “King of Krakatau” because of his 25 years of research on the island, beginning with his PhD thesis. Whittaker and Field assure me he knows the place better than anybody else, and that he has a “huge personality” (the tension here between his Western training and Indonesian superstitions about volcanoes may be interesting to explore).

Dragon tourism. Yes, DRAGON tourism.

I’ve always had a strange desire to be in a Jurassic Park film. The last time I was at Universal Studios, I remember seeing the dinosaurs in an utter state of awe as I imagined how life would have been if these creatures still existed.

Dragons on the other hand, I’ve only read about in story books and would never have imagined that there are 2,500 of them walking freely on Indonesia’s Komodo Island. Yes my friends, there are humongous carnivorous lizards — some that are 10-feet long — walking at their own liberty, on our planet!

17,000 people visited Komodo National Park last year, a number not too high perhaps only because of the lack of tourist facilities on the island. (I imagine if you are visiting an island with dragons, the more tourist facilities around, the higher your likelihood of visiting, no?). As for me, my explorer spirit doesn’t include being dragon-fearless: I’d jump out of my skin and run for my life if I ever encountered one.

Also, according to National Wildlife Magazine, the thick saliva of the dragon is known to kill the animals it bites and some researchers are risking their lives to find out what is in the saliva that kills other animals, and not the beast itself. They think that perhaps it’s saliva has strong immunity properties or some natural antibodies in it’s blood that could be harnessed for human health.

The wonders of nature often leave me speechless.