Across Northern Europe: Iceland Gone Wild

On the Icelandic calendar, the first weekend in August is marked with a red pen of hype and expectation. “Its when Iceland stops being Iceland,” one Icelander said. “I like to think its when Iceland is most like Iceland,” said another.

Whatever Iceland is like, this weekend is when Iceland goes camping. The tradition has waned in recent years as the country has become more concentrated in and around Reykjavik and some have grown distasteful of what the weekend has become. What it has become is a dancing, drinking, snogging carnival where the music is repetitive and mediocre and the weather is invariably awful. At least that’s the rap on the Westman Islands, the largest of the country’s meeting places.

“Do you have your condoms?” Jon asked on the ferry Thursday evening as he showed me his. “When the music stops everyone just…”

In point of fact Jon did not utilize the ellipses but instead said the four letter word everyone was saying, many were doing, and everyone was talking about doing all weekend. You can ignore or sensationalize the sex on Westman in August but it will be there anyway. Let’s ignore it for a minute.

Early this morning, with the sun coming up and the festival over I sat in a circle between the assembled tents. To my right was a 21 year old guy who has lived in the U.S. and elsewhere but always come back home. “What is different about Iceland?” he asked me. “Because I always come back and try to figure out what it is but I can’t explain it exactly.” On the strength of five days in the country I couldn’t either.

But I see two forces defining the Icelanders I’ve met: A very strong sense of personal freedom (maybe bordering on entitlement) and a communal sense of closeness seemingly borne of their small population and isolated home.

The ferry docked Thursday evening as the sky lit up in dusky pink. Police were there with drug dogs (and though I heard rumors of ecstasy I never saw anything but alcohol on Westman). The weather was bad so we were barred from the campsite and herded to a gymnasium where we slept on the floor. Across from the gym there was the “Hooker Party,” a reference not to prostitutes but fishermen who hook both fish and women. That’s the joke. Hooker Party. Get it?

Women seem more socially equal to men in Iceland than anywhere I’ve been and the Icelandic men rightly worship their gorgeous partners. But at the same time there’s a certain disrespect or what seems like disrespect. “Icelandic women are the easiest in the world,” Jon mentioned later. I was thankful to him for phrasing it with all quotable words.

“Let’s go find some guys to…” one of the girls I met on the ferry said as we went into the Hooker Party. “Well, if we find some good ones.”

Inside it was wonderful riot. Everyone was drunk and dancing and I thought of Hemingway’s quote that anyone who lives in Paris as a young man can take it with him for the rest of his life. When you’re young and living in Paris you should take a trip to Iceland one August, I thought as I stood there.

The music was unapologetic pop with a bent towards anything that sounds like Bon Jovi’s “Its My Life.” The good thing about recycling the same 20 songs for four days is you get to know the words, or at least the sounds, and belt them out as if you understand any of it.

The dance floor was quite a place for sociological research and you could hear yourself think because the music was actually not that loud. Icelanders get drunk and start pushing each other but they never throw a punch. They push so much because they know no one will punch them back.

I was getting pushed pretty good up near the stage when a kissing couple fell to the floor mid-snog. They regained their feet and continued some of the most ferocious kissing I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing. They were close enough to me that I think our eyelashes may have touched and the girl looked over to me and said with her metal-filled mouth something that I knew meant either, “get the blank away” or “kiss me too.” You can sensationalize it or ignore it but it will be there anyway and soon we were kissing a sloppy, absurd kiss as her boyfriend staggered.

If there was a candy with a very hard, brittle shell and a gooey, melting center it would be the candy that represents what its like to meet an Icelander. People like to cut them slack and say they aren’t standoffish but I say they are. But then that disappears with freakish speed on a ferry or dance floor or campground. Everyone knows everyone on Westman Island and after a couple days it seemed I knew everyone too.

Ten-thousand people gather in this volcanic valley. It’s Iceland’s biggest festival and if the same proportion of Americans showed up in one place there’d be 10 million of them there. But the truth is the festival isn’t that big. Its a field of tents, a couple small stages and more overpriced alcohol than you can shake a condom at.

Icelanders work hard. They don’t go out during the week because they’re too busy working and that must be why they managed to make this crazy piece of land work as a country. It must be why it’s a rich country.

Then on the weekend they party like its a second job and all that somehow fits into who Icelanders are and what that guy wanted to know this morning about what is different about them.

“Got a light?” they would ask me in Icelandic and when I looked back blankly they would translate into English and then continue with, “Do you like Iceland?” The question is so common it’s something of a joke. It’s more common here than anywhere else I’ve been.

“This is the greatest festival in the world,” they would all say when I asked why they were there. And they meant it sincerely and it meant something to them to have it.

In Reykjavik when I told people I was going to Westman they looked at me as if I had bought a ticket to a dirty movie. And it was a kind of dirty movie, where they didn’t put ellipses when they meant a word that starts with “f” and they didn’t pretend they didn’t want to enact that word into a verb (possibly in your tent while you were gone).

It was more than that, too. But not more in a high-minded, important way. Iceland is a place where they work too much and party too hard and have lots of safe sex. That doesn’t make it sound so different than a lot of other places, but it’s the explaining that’s the hard part you know. That’s what you can tell them when you book your ferry next August. You can drop Hemingway’s name too, that always makes it sounds legit. Just doing research, you’ll say, I want to know if I like Iceland.

Previously on Across Northern Europe:

  1. Shining a Light on Iceland
  2. Lonely Love on Iceland

Brook Silva-Braga is traveling northern Europe for the month of August and reuniting with some of the people he met on the yearlong trip which was the basis of his travel documentary, A Map for Saturday. You can follow his adventure in the series, Across Northern Europe.

Dublin’s Wax Museum Vandalized; Teletubbies go Missing, Madonna Loses Limbs

I’ve never really understood the appeal of wax museums, but apparently there are many tourists in this world who enjoy gazing upon wax replicas of history’s villains, heroes, and stars.

That being said, the National Wax Museum in Dublin was recently shut down to make room for a hotel. Its relocation has been delayed due, in part, to city officials “citing the wax museum’s lack of cultural merit.”

Ouch.

But that’s not all. Dublin’s array of wax figures recently suffered further indignation when the warehouse in which they were being stored was broken into and used as a venue for an underground rave party. The ravers were not kind to the wax figures. According to a recent AP report, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Charles de Gaulle and Winston Churchill were all stripped naked, Madonna’s limbs were broken off, and The Edge lost his guitar.

Other wax replicas went missing altogether, including Hannibal Lecter, Bob the Builder, Gollum, and the entire Teletubbies quartet.

I’m sorry, but the thought of some stoned Irish kids, giggling and tripping over themselves as they spirited Hannibal Lecter through the dark streets of Dublin really makes me laugh.

Photo of the Day (6/20/07)


Sepia tones bring something so magical and so different to photos that I couldn’t help, but to choose this one from the Gadling Flickr pool for today’s POTD. Taken by patrodz while in Ireland one day not long ago I assume, this one deserves a round of sound for sure.

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Thai Beer & Formaldehyde, Plus Other Beer Myths, Exposed

When I was backpacking around Thailand a couple of years ago, there was a persistent rumor (often mistaken for fact) that Chang Beer and its competitor, Singha, contained formaldehyde. Apparently, that’s why they tasted so good, and also why we felt so awful the next day (right, because the fact that we had 12 of them had nothing to do with it.)

According to one of the locals, the government took the formaldehyde out of the beer, only to be met with outrage from its loyal drinkers because it just didn’t taste the same without that toxic preservation agent in it. After an instance of gut rot that I blamed on the formaldehyde, I decided to stay away from the Thai beer.

Turns out that’s all a load of hooey — there’s no formaldehyde in the beer, so I needn’t have avoided it so fervently. Other beer myths that you might have heard while traveling? That Guinness tastes better in Ireland (I still believe it does, if only for the atmosphere) and that Corona contains Mexican urine (apparently, this one was started by Heineken.)

One for the Road: Ireland’s Literary Revival

I’ve already mentioned how much I love the Roaring Forties ArtPlace series, but I won’t apologize for saying it again. The latest creative guide in this fantastic alternative series is A Journey into Ireland’s Literary Revival by R. Todd Felton. Instead of focusing on the life of one artist in a particular city, this unique guide takes a look at an entire group of writers and their individual relationships with various nooks and crannies of the entire Emerald Isle.

Felton takes the authentically Irish literature of writers such as W. B. Yeats, Lady Augusta Gregory and Sean O’Casey and uses it as a tool for exploration. This historic literary travelogue takes readers to places like Galway, Mayo, Sligo and Dublin. And along the way makes visits to the cottages, castles, theaters and pubs where some of the country’s finest writers shaped a vision of Ireland. This is a nice series for armchair travelers looking to bypass logistical details, and a perfect fit for literary fans who wish to see the country from a cultural perspective.