Drunk mailman threatens mayhem, grounded for half decade

Why is it always the postmen?

Robert Russell had added “former” to his “mail carrier” title after being laid off by Royal Mail. So, he took a trip to Malaga, Spain. This isn’t unusual; plenty of people do something nice for themselves after losing their jobs. It’s great for morale.

It didn’t work.

Russell got wasted on lager and vodka in the Gatwick departure lounge. By the time he was literally flying high, he threatened to kill his fellow passengers and at one point tried to get off the plane early … via an emergency exit at 30,000 feet. The closest thing to a caring moment was when this unruly passenger yelled at a flight attendant, “Oi, blondie. Come and sit here so I can stroke you.”

Touching.

At one point, he said he would take down the entire plane … an awfully ambitious claim for a guy who couldn’t get the emergency door open. Eventually, crew and passengers were able to subdue the former postal employee, following his physical display of stereotype. .

All this happened on October 15, 2008. The Brighton Crown Court has finally ruled. Russell is banned from every airport in the United Kingdom for five years and will have to pay a fine of £4,643. A 12-month prison sentence was suspended for two years. And, in case there’s hope for the passenger’s humanity, he’s been ordered to complete 200 hours of community service.

As crazy as this incident sounds, in-flight disruptions are more common in Gatwick than you may realize. Sussex Police had to address 58 incidents on planes last year … an increase of almost 20 percent from the 50 in 2007.

2/3 of Brit pubs to increase beer prices

Nearly a fifth of British pub owners are increasing beer prices now, taking the national average above the current level of ₤3 a pint. Ten percent are looking to pop an extra 15 pence on every glass, with two-thirds looking to push prices higher by 5 pence to 10 pence. The price of a beer has tripled over the past 20 years, obviously making it a better investment than that Enron stock you’re hoping will bounce back.

A new 2 percent tax is contributing to the elevated cost of intoxication, though operational expenses (like updating menus and cash registers) are leading to the extra imposition.

Seven percent of pubs will absorb the extra costs until September. Ninety-seven percent don’t give a shit about your need to imbibe at a value.

Strong 2008 continues to Q1 for UK travel to US

There may be bad news all over the travel economy, but from time to time, we’re able to dig up a positive development. The U.S. Department of Commerce’s Office of Travel and Tourism Industries was able to deliver a bit yesterday. Travel from the United Kingdom to the United States was up 3 percent in 2008 from 2007. Sure, it’s not much, but it’s better than a downward spiral.

Last year, 4.6 million people came to the United States from the UK, an increase of only 1 percent year-over-year. Just over a million of them came in the last quarter of the year, representing a drop of 11 percent from the same quarter in 2007. In November and December 2008, arrivals were down 14 percent (for each month) from the same periods in the prior year.

The first quarter of 2009 remained fairly steady, with bookings to the United States by UK tour operators down slightly. Sixty percent reported a decrease in bookings, with only 20 percent reporting projected increases. They meet in the middle at flat-to-down slightly. This trend seems likely to continue in the second quarter, with 56 percent of UK tour operators expecting trips to the United States to fall and 16 percent reporting “much lower bookings for the quarter.”

Through the Gadling Lens: self-portraits!

A confession:

I hate having my picture taken. Hate it. When someone offers to take my photograph, I immediately respond, “Oh, no. No, no, no. I was designed to be behind the camera, not in front of it.”

You can imagine what a joy I am to travel with.

The result, of course, is that I rarely, if ever, end up in any holiday photographs. So this week, I thought I’d take a moment to talk about taking your own self portraits while on holiday. That way, you never have to worry about someone getting your “bad side.” Besides, earlier this week, Heather Poole mentioned she’d like me to lay down some tips on how to take your portrait in an airplane lavatory. Far be it from me not to rise to the occasion.
The time-honoured Stretch-Your-Arm-Out Method

Probably the most common way of taking a self portrait is to put your camera in your shooting hand, take your arm, stretch it out in front of you, and aim and shoot at yourself. It sounds pretty simple, right? What techniques could possibly be needed for this?

I didn’t used to think that there were any tricks to taking your portrait this way, but when I visited my friend Susannah Conway in Bath, England this past fall, I learned that, in fact, there’s a whole process to taking a photo in this way.

First of all, this really only works well with a point-and-shoot. It is possible to do this with a single lens reflex camera, of course, but SLRs tend to be somewhat heavy and bulky, and it can be a bit cumbersome to stretch one arm out and hold the camera steady to take the shot.

Secondly, it turns out, there’s sort of a sweet spot to holding the camera. “Let me take the shot,” said Susannah. “There’s a particular way I have to hold my camera.” She immediately put one arm around me, and held her camera up and to the left.

“Really? There?”

“Yup, trust me,” she said. And then she smiled and took the shot.

As it turns out, when looking at the self portraits of others taken this way, most of the really good ones have been taken using this method: camera held slightly to one side and slightly upward. I think there are a couple of reasons for this:

a) By holding the camera somewhat elevated, you minimize the possibility of any double chins, and your face and neck look leaner; and

b) By holding the camera slightly off centre, you’re more likely to minimize any distortion that can be cause by a camera with a lens angle that might be too wide for portraiture. Also, holding the camera slightly off centre maximizes the possibility that you’ll get some of the background into the shot (which is always good for remembering where you took the shot years from now).

A couple of additional examples:

What makes this great shot by Joshua Yetman so fantastic is the emotion that’s displayed: Josh and his wife Avi were celebrating their first anniversary, and their affection for each other is palpable. In addition, by having the camera just slightly off centre, you can see Grenada behind them — there’ll be no question where this shot was taken years from now.

And under the heading “Don’t try this at home, folks”:

This photograph was taken by my crazy husband, while on a cycling trip in the Canadian Rockies a few years ago. While I would HARDLY recommend taking a photograph of yourself while moving at about 17 miles an hour down the road, I have to admit this is a pretty cool shot: you can see the intensity on his face as he concentrates on the road, but he also manages to capture the beautiful mountains behind. Great shot.

The Shoot-Into-A-Mirror Method

This is probably the second most common way to take a self portrait: aiming at your reflection in a mirror. In this case, the main thing to remember is to turn off your flash. Think about it — you’re shooting into a mirror. If you take a picture with your flash on, 9 times out of 10 you’re going to get a picture of … your flash. The other time you might get lucky, but why take that chance?

Turning off your flash necessarily means that to get a decent shot, you’re going to have to be mindful of the available light around you (and for the purposes of those of you who will be taking your shot in an airplane toilet, that might not be a whole lot). For this reason, you’re going to want to check your ISO to make sure that it’s adequate for the ambient light — then aim, and shoot.

For a few other tips, let’s take a look at some examples:

Now normally, I would tell you to move the camera from your face when you take a photograph of your reflection — but in this case, I love this shot by Josh. Taken in an elevator when he and his wife were vacationing in Antigua, the shot works because while his face his hidden, he managed to catch his wife checking her look in the mirror — which, after all, is what a mirror is designed to do. A fun shot.


In this shot by my friend Andrea Scher, she capture herself in the rear view mirror of a bright orange VW van, while visiting her friend in Seattle. She also managed to get a little bit of the surroundings in the shot, as well, which helps place her in context. Another fun self portrait.

And incidentally, when taking a self portrait, keep in mind that your reflection doesn’t necessarily need to take up the majority of the frame of the shot — in fact, oftentimes a small reflection can make a much more intriguing image. Case in point: the following shot, also by Andrea:

Andrea says one of her favourite things to do when visiting someone’s home is to take a self portrait in their bathroom — and this is a very cool portrait which clearly brings your focus on the surroundings (helped by the fact that Andrea wasn’t looking into the mirror at the time she took the shot, so she directs your attention away from the mirror). I love this idea — and it might prompt me to start taking photographs in bathrooms of places in all of my future travels (or even in the lav, as suggested by Heather!).

Finally, one more mirror shot, this time by Susannah:


Another great example of how minimizing your reflecti
on and maximizing the surroundings can help create amazing context — this was pretty obviously shot at an open air market in London. Great image.

And finally, there’s one more way you can take your self portrait:

The Just-Give-A-Hint-That-I-Was-There Method

In this case, you don’t actually concentrate on capturing a nice crisp focused shot of your face; instead, you simply try to capture the ambiance of your surroundings, with a more subtle indication of your presence there. As it turns out, Susannah is a master at this type of self portrait, as shown in the following shots:

Similar to the mirror shot, Susannah took this shot of her reflection in a window — and therefore the focus is on the street behind her, and she appears as merely a prop on the resulting image.

And finally, the above shot of Susannah’s feet: in this case, Susannah wasn’t trying to capture her feet, per se, but the memories of what she was feeling and experiencing right at that very moment on that cold, rocky English beach. In this case, the photograph is a tool to record emotion, rather than to document scenery.

Hopefully, this will give you a few ideas for capturing your own self portraits, whether in airplane bathrooms or beyond. And as always, if you have any questions, you can always contact me directly at karenDOTwalrondATweblogsincDOTcom – and I’m happy to address them in upcoming Through the Gadling Lens posts.

Karen is a writer and photographer in Houston, Texas. You can see more of her work at her site, Chookooloonks.
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On Horseback From Beijing to London

Last weekend, a 65-year old retired British teacher named Megan Lewis, and her two Chinese companions, Li Jing and Peng Wenchao, climbed into the saddles of their horses, and set off on an epic ride. Over the next three years, they’ll cover more than 5000 miles, on two continents, as they travel from Beijing to London completely on horseback.

The plan is to deliver a message of good will from Beijing, the host of the 2008 Summer Olympics, to London, where the 2012 games are scheduled to take place. If everything goes according to plan, these long distance riders will arrive in the U.K. not long before the opening ceremonies. The trio are also riding to raise money for the charity Schoolchildren For Children, an organization whose sole purpose is to encourage the U.K.’s youth to get outside and exercise.

The long ride got under way at the China Children Charity Monument, near the Great Wall in Badling. Early on, Megan and her companions will follow the Wall itself, as it winds up and over the steppes, deserts, and mountains of China, on into Central Asia. From there, they’ll ride the remanents of the ancient Silk Road to the shores of the Caspian and Black Seas, before turning their mounts toward Europe, and their eventual destination across the English Channel.

You and read more about the Long Horse Ride, as they are calling the journey, at the official website, and you can read daily updates on Megan’s blog as well, where you’ll find that things are already off to an interesting, and challenging start.