Zimbabwe introduces $50 million dollar bill

Remember my award-winning post from way back in January about Zimbabwe’s introduction of a $10 million dollar bill? (Nod “yes” and let’s move on.)

Anyway, that was two-and-a-half months ago, and the country’s 100,000% inflation rate has already made it necessary for another impressive-sounding-but-actually-very-sad denomination of currency: the $50 million dollar bill. It’s worth about US$1 on the black market, enough for three loaves of bread.

A quote from Gideon Gono, the governor of the central bank of Zimbabwe, is worth repeating here: “As monetary authorities, we once again assure the nation that we are in full control of the currency situation.”

With all due respect to Mr. Gono, I have as much control over Zimbabwe’s currency situation as he does.

How much longer before the numbers on the bills are written in scientific notation?

More here.

What is going ON in Zimbabwe?

This weekend, Zimbabwe is slated to hold democratic elections to elect the new leader of the country. The defending candidate of 28 years, Robert Mugabe, is facing some fierce opposition, but many are worried about the validity and fairness of the election. Despite the appearance of a free Democracy, you see, Zimbabwe is wrangling some serious problems. We’ve distilled the issues and events of recent Zim at Gadling for you here:

Robert Mugabe was born in Southern Rhodesia (present day Zimbabwe) in 1924 and has over the years climbed through the political ranks and eventually into power in 1980. He has ruled ever since, though his tenure has been marred with infighting, violence and ethnic genocide.

As the Mugabe regime has evolved, more and more Western states have raised alarm in the country, citing further behavior reticent of an authoritarian regime. Accusations include rampant ballot rigging, corruption and the above mentioned rape and genocide of over 20,000 ethnic Zimbabweans. In 2003, the Bush administration levied economic sanctions against many members of the governmental regime, forbidding Americans to trade with or visit the country.

Mugabe’s controversial land reform program, enacted earlier this decade, was a plan to redistribute land from wealthy, white farm owners to smaller, indigenous farmers. Under these laws, Zimbabweans were allowed to settle onto larger corporate farms with no advance warning or permission — it was now their right. Unfortunately, many of these farmers didn’t have the skills or equipment to run these farms, so huge swaths of land quickly went to waste. As a result, the former agrarian economy that was once an exporter to much of South Africa became an importer.

Poor economic management of said crisis and other Zimbabwean events by the current government have resulted in serious economic instability. Inflation has skyrocketed to the current open market exchange rate of 1US dollar to 30,000 Zim dollars. Unofficially, however, inflation is still surging, and a black market economy is now commonplace among citizens, with an exchange rate as high as 1USD to 550,000ZD.

With “democratic” elections now underway, many fear that Mugabe will be unwilling to let go of the power theat he has now held for almost thirty years. Ballot rigging is a serious concern, combined with the fact that no Western sources are on hand to monitor the process.

At the time of writing, voting stations have been closed for over 36 hours with no word on official results from the nation. The Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) has declared an unofficial victory with less than half of the votes counted and the Mugabe strongholds yet to report, so few are willing to make a call yet.

What Zimbabwe really needs though is a straight shooting, honest government ready to turn the economy around, stifle inflation and return the country to the normal, commodity producing state that it once was. Regardless of whether the MDC, Mugabe or another opposition party takes control at this point, Zimbabwe will not recover without this.

Simbabwe: Easy to play but hard to escape from

When I used to play Sim City, one of my favorite computer games back in the day, I would always think: This is fun, but when will they come out with a Zimbabwe edition? Finally, it seems, my prayers have been answered.

Introducing Simbabwe. Hailed as the “leading Zimbabwe simulation for Mac OS X”– and I’m sure there’s some fierce competition in that category– the game tries to simulate all the great things about Zimbabwe that you and I love so much: economic disasters, humanitarian crises, and of course, megalomaniacal dictators.

From the website: “Welcome to Simbabwe, where the property is already owned and the houses built and you compete to burn and dispossess them. Bounce around the map plundering farms, denying grain silos to opposition supporters and robbing the community chest.”

Sounds like fun, no?

No word on whether the game, like the real Zimbabwe, features $10 million bills.

How to swim at the top of Victoria Falls (without killing yourself)


The video above shows a couple of guys having a blast, inches away from certain death. They’re at Devil’s Pool, a little known natural rock inlet at the very top of Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe.

Here’s what Virgin Media had to say about the experience:

Life on the edge swim; … a small jump (what felt like the leap of death) lands you in a small rock pool at the edge of the Falls. As you stand this close to such raw, natural beauty, you can barely hear yourself screaming above the sound of the water rushing down while adrenalin pumps through your body turning it into a shaking, excitable mess. You realize why the not-eating-before-swimming rule has always stuck.

Zimbabwe releases $10 million bill

As the US economy inches ever closer to a recession, it might provide a little perspective to look at what a real economic crisis looks like. Plagued by hyperinflation of over 50,000% a year, Zimbabwe’s central bank recently decided to issue $10 million notes– believed to be the highest denomination of currency in the world today. The bill, worth less than US$4, is barely enough to purchase a hamburger. One writer illustrates the rampant inflation:

“The bill is exactly the same color, layout and design as a $20 bill I’ve been carrying in my wallet since my trip to Zimbabwe 15 months ago… When I wrote about that $20, it was worth about $0.025 USD – a silly amount of money to represent with a bill, but still a functional piece of currency. At the moment, that bill is worth $0.00000005 cents, or 5 hundred-millionths of a cent.”

Residents of Zimbabwe have been forced to use brick-shaped stacks of worthless bills to purchase even everyday items, like groceries. This is what it took to buy a beer just a month ago– today the situation is still worse. The introduction of the $10 million bill is a response to this, but given the astronomical rate of inflation, the bill will only hold its value for a few weeks before it too becomes worthless

Despite the dismal economic situation, the central bank’s much-maligned governor, Gideon Gono, offers this risible bit of encouragement: “As monetary authorities, we once again assure the nation that we are in full control of the currency situation.”