Cockpit Chronicles: Lonely paradise

It must sound so exciting. “Why, sure, I’ll take the Aruba 2-day trip, with a layover on the beach!” Even I was thrilled for a moment. At least I wasn’t being sent out to do the Panama City and Caracas three-day trip. There’s nothing wrong with that trip, really, it’s just that I’ve been holding out for something that we don’t often do, and laying over in Aruba was certainly unique.

We usually fly to Aruba out of Boston as a day trip, staying on the ground for only an hour, but this gave me a rare 17 hour layover there. Who wouldn’t want to get away from the ugly spring we’re having in New England. So of course I jumped on it. The trip would require me to ride down as a passenger (a.k.a. deadhead) to Miami before flying on to Aruba.

I was actually looking forward to the deadhead leg down to Miami, even if it did leave at 5:30 in the morning. Most pilots dread deadheading, but I’ve been enjoying the ability to catch up on the news or a podcast on the iPhone. I even managed to sleep a bit, but I agree with Andy Ihnatko who recently said: “the sleep you get on an airplane is the junk food of rest. Empty calories with no nutrition.” Sure enough, my neck was stiff and I didn’t feel any more rested, but I caught up on a weeks worth of the Daily Source Code podcast.
I met the Washington D.C. based Captain at the airplane in Miami. His original co-pilot who flew with him to Miami was also on reserve and since his days off would start the next day, I was called out to pick up the rest of the sequence.

Captain Gary gave me the leg to Aruba. It was blowing a bit (30 m.p.h) but at least it was right down the runway. Aruba is known for its constant breeze, and I doubt I’ve ever landed there with less than 10 m.p.h. of wind.

When we checked in at the hotel, we were both beat. Waking up at 2:30 in the morning tends to ruin any plans you may have for hitting the beach. If I had fallen asleep in the intense Aruba sun, this bright and dyn-o-mite white Alaskan would have cooked for sure. I slept in the ‘heavenly bed’ for over two hours before the alarm went off for dinner.

Gary and I ate at a place called Salt & Pepper. Apparently if you bring them a pair of salt and pepper shakers, they’ll give you a glass of wine for free with your dinner. The salt and pepper shaker collection was overflowing on the walls.

We sat next to a family with a really cute 3 year old daughter. You can’t really go far without some reminder of what’s waiting for you at home. So as nice as an Aruba layover might sound, without the ability to bring your family along, you’re really left with an empty feeling. At least Gary was fascinating to talk with and a genuinely nice guy.

On the way back to the hotel, I snapped a few nice pictures of the beach. There were a number of cockatoos and parrots along the walkway near the pool. They had apparently been put to bed since a heavy tarp covered each cage. The sun was going down and I figured I’d sit on a beach chair from our hotel and watch the view. Unfortunately, 30 seconds after I sat down, the hotel staff came and insisted on picking up all the chairs from the beach. Couldn’t they see that the sun was about to set?

So I started back to the hotel room, trying not to think of all the sandcastle building and feet burying I could do with my 6 and 2-year-old girls here. I walked back toward my room and saw a swing-set and play area for kids. I continued around the corner and saw the kiddy pool area. Something was trying its best to convince me to come back here with the family.

Sometimes pictures don’t quite describe the moment, so here’s a quick video clip of the beach.


The beach at Aruba during a sunset from Kent Wien on Vimeo.

I passed on paying the $15 to get on the internet. I remember it being painfully slow on the last visit here, so I actually watched a bit of TV — an amazing HBO miniseries about John Adams — before getting to bed.

The flight back to Miami was entirely uneventful. Gary flew the visual approach to runway 9, touching down nicely. I thanked him for a great trip and made my way to the gate for my deadhead flight back to Boston. The pilots of this flight were Boston-based friends of mine, and while I wouldn’t have minded sitting in the cockpit to visit with them, I really preferred to sit in the back, this time in coach, to sleep on the way home.

Whether it’s sleeping, reading, watching a video on an iPod or listening to music, if you have something to do, it can really make all the difference when you’re a passenger. I just can’t wait for the WiFi that we’re slowly going to start seeing this year. Unfortunately it will only be available on domestic flights. I’ll be sure to test it out if I run across it during a deadhead on one of those flights.

As usual, I have no idea when or where I’ll be going next. I kind of like it that way. Stay tuned!

Cockpit Chronicles takes you along on each of Kent’s trips as a co-pilot on the Boeing 757 and 767 out of Boston will be there.

Donkeys have rights too!

A beach holiday in the English tourist town of Blackpool just isn’t the same without a seaside ride on a donkey for the little one–it’s one of those quirky traditions that has made Blackpool such a famous vacation spot in the UK. But new animal cruelty rules will soon ban overweight kids from taking the traditional donkey rides. According to this article from The Daily Mail, riders must weight less than 8 stone (112 lbs) in order to ride the donkeys, meaning the ride is open to normal-sized children and Nicole Richie.

And that’s just the beginning of the new labour regulations for the Blackpool beach donkeys — they also must have one day off a week, they must be cleared for labour by a vet and they must be allowed at least an hour’s rest either at lunchtime or in the evening.

It’s hoped that these regulations will help set the standard for the rights of asses around the world (sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

Where on Earth? Week 43 – Isla Negra, Chile


Where on Earth this week is the small beachside town of Isla Negra, 80km south of Valparaiso in Chile. This is one of three houses that Chilean poet and diplomat Pablo Neruda maintained in his home country. Up the road in Valpo, La Sebastiana cascades down the rugged hills of the port town, and further south in Santiago, La Chascona is a suitably bohemian and rambling abode in the arty suburb of Bellavista. And which of the three homes was reputedly Neruda’s favourite? Casa de Isla Negra of course…

Rio: Women Outnumber Men on the Beaches of String Bikinis

I recently moved back to Portland, and when I met one of my neighbors last weekend we got to talking about traveling, politics, etc. When he mentioned that he had a subscription to the Economist my face lit up in a nerdy way and we talked about sharing it. He pulled through, and on Friday afternoon he brought over last week’s edition which had a great little, not so nerdy, tidbit in it: the female to male ratio in Brazil.

If there ever was a place for single males to visit it’s the Brazilian beaches of Rio: for every 100 ladies in the city there are a mere 86.4 males. Strangely enough, the average ratio for other major Brazilian cities is 95 males to 100 females. So, why the big difference on the flashy beaches of Ipanema and Copacabana?

Three factors have turned the city into hottie heaven: a decrease in birthrate (many women have chosen sterilization as their preferred method of birth control), women moving away from rural areas and into urban ones where job opportunities are more abundant, and lastly, deadly violence which in Rio affects a mostly male population.

In plain English, the beaches of Rio are running wild with women. So if you are in search for a skin-baring Spring Break option on a top-notch stretch of sand, I think you’ve found it. If you are a woman however, be prepared to fight for your vacation fling. Unless, as the Economist points out, many of those women are really your grandmother’s age. Better check it out to make sure.

And for those not lucky enough to have a neighbor as nice as mine, you can access the article online without a subscription.

Photo of the Day (12/04/2007)


Right now, it’s -24°C (-11°F) where I live. Lovely, huh? So I couldn’t help staring at this photo of the Bahamas from Patrick Powers with all-consuming envy. When you live in a place where winter seems to take up the majority of the year, it’s sometimes hard to remember what warmth feels like, so I love looking at photos of places where parkas aren’t necessary.

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