The Simpsons Movie: Springfield Challenge

Since the exact location was never explicitly revealed in any episode of The Simpsons, fourteen Springfields across America are currently battling it out to decide which town should be the true home of Homer and family.

Each of the fourteen Springfields in the running — Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Nebraska, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Tennessee, and Vermont — have created a video that showcases why they should be chosen, and each is now available on USAToday.com to watch.

The winning town will be awarded to the right to host the premiere of the movie before the U.S. release date of July 27th.

Log onto USAToday to watch the videos, and cast your vote for which town you think should win. If you have no particular interest in any of cities, cast your vote for Missouri, because…well, I live in Springfield, Missouri, and somebody has got to win, right?

Swimming with Manatees: Life in the Slow Zone

As far as swimming with mammals goes, dolphins seem to get all the press. However, there’s another large, docile, friendly Flipper-like mammal we wanted to get up close and personal with – the Florida manatee. To pay homage to Florida’s state marine mammal, we decided to take a family excursion to snorkel with them in Crystal River, Florida, located approximately 1 hour north of Tampa on Florida’s gulf coast.

After doing some research online, we decided to book our snorkel trip with American Pro Diving, located in Crystal River, right off Hwy 19. We were impressed with their affiliation with National Geographic, PADI, and Make A Wish Foundation, and we liked their manatee tour video.

We were off bright and early at 7:00 a.m. to catch up with our manatee friends. There was some uncertainty as to whether we would get a manatee encounter since the majority of manatees migrate away from Crystal River in the summer months. However, we were mostly optimistic we would get to swim with them.

American Pro Diving did not disappoint. Their new Dive Center was spacious and filled with everything you ever wanted to know or buy about manatees. After filling out the paperwork, we geared up with nice, clean wetsuits and snorkel equipment. The staff was great, very courteous and professional.

Next step was watching a short informational video about manatees and how they should be treated since they are endangered wild animals. Afterwards, we piled in our car for the short drive to Pete’s Pier, where our pontoon boat was put into King’s Bay.

We boarded the boat and got ready for our adventure. Our group consisted of 3 adults and 4 children ages 6-15.

Quinn, our guide gave us a short spiel on safety and then we were off.

We puttered out to King’s Bay and after an extremely short 5 minutes ride, we slipped into a quiet inlet and looked for a recently sighted manatee mom and calf.

Quinn dived in and while he didn’t spot the mom and baby, he did find a manatee having a seagrass breakfast. Several of us piled into the water to have a look for ourselves.

After a short 10-20 yard swim, we surrounded the manatee who kept right on having her seagrass breakfast. A group of about 4-5 of us were literally almost on top of her and she remained indifferent to us disturbing her breakfast. Closely related to the elephant, manatees are herbivorous, feasting daily on vegetation up to as much as 15% of their body weight. About 10 feet long and 1,000 lbs., an adult manatee spends 6 to 8 hours eating, and the rest of the day resting or traveling.

We scratched her skin, which was leathery, tough and taut, similar to the feel of a football. She was covered with algae which would get dislodged when we scratched her.

She must have liked the scratch massage with her breakfast because she rolled over and let us scratch her tummy. Then someone inadvertently kicked her tail, which she really did not like and she terminated our encounter by swiftly swimming away.

We knew we didn’t hurt her, but we did annoy her and as a result we were really careful to keep our fins to ourselves and out of the way.

We got back in the boat and puttered off to another location close by where we met at least 10 additional manatees, 2 of which were moms and their newborn calves. One newborn was only about 1-2 days old and looked like a small grey white sausage appended to a giant grey sausage. It was very cute.

We were cautioned not to herd the moms and newborns and definitely did not touch them.

Due to recent storms, water visibility was poor, so mask and snorkel were key to a good look at our manatee friends.

The children, while hesitant at first, got acclimated to the water and the strange slimy feel of the seagrass beneath them. Soon they were among the first to get close to the manatees and they hung right in there with them. Our manatee friends were so docile and friendly – it was as if we’d known each other all our lives. They were completely comfortable sharing their seagrass beds with us and letting us into their manatee habitat.

Our manatee encounter lasted about 2 hours and we met several different manatee friends. When we returned to the Dive Center, a DVD video of our encounter with underwater footage was played for us on the big screen. For $40, we declined to purchase, but it was a tough decision. All told the excursion plus the equipment rental (mask, snorkel, fins and wetsuit) cost $62 per person.

Everyone had a great time. For our next wildlife excursion, we’re thinking of getting scuba certified and diving in Florida’s Rainbow River where the water clarity is crystal clear.

Dolores Parker is a blogger for our sister site Downloadsquad.com. She lives in Florida and enjoys taking frequent trips off the beaten path.

Key West’s Hemingway Days: The Search For Papa 2007

Ernest Hemingway lived in Key West during throughout 1930s and the 1950s. On the second floor of his converted den, Papa hammered away at the bulk of his writing, working in the mornings, and drinking and fishing (and drinking) in the afternoons and evenings. He was well-known in the city, often carousing in public. To honor his legacy, Key West holds an annual event known as Hemingway Days. This year, the event runs from July 17-22.

The celebration includes a number of Hemingway-inspired events, like:

I’ve actually wished that I had white hair, a big belly, and a thick white beard so I could participate in the look-alike contest, but I don’t look nearly as Ernest-like as these guys do. Whether or not you look like the stocky, bearded literary giant, Hemingway Days would make a great excuse to get to Key West and celebrate. If you go, you absolutely must NOT miss a visit to Hemingway’s Home. You must also NOT forget to take mosquito repellent, as the bugs are as big as Papa’s belly this time of year. Cheers!

Five Famous Forest Fires

Rising temperatures and low humidity levels in Sequoia National Forest in California have done nothing to help firefighters who are currently battling to contain a blaze that has already burned almost 4,000 acres of beautiful forest. Authorities speculate the fire, which is now about 65 percent contained, was started by a camper in the Goldledge Campgrounds on June 3rd.

With camping season in full-force, it’s important to remember how easily a campfire can get out of hand. Who better than Smokey the Bear to lend a hand in teaching us fire safety? Only you can prevent forest fires, after all.

To really drive the point of fire safety home, I’m offering up some worst case scenarios from the past — from the great Michigan Thumb Fire of 1881 to Yellowstone’s largest fire in history, we’ll explore some of the most powerful and deadly forest fires the world has ever seen. Be careful out there!

Michigan, 1881. The state of Michigan is separated into two peninsulas: the upper and lower. The “thumb” of the lower peninsula (which resembles a mitten) hosted a number of fires in the early 1880s, the most violent and widespread of them being the great Thumb Fire. On September 5, 1881, the culmination of a severe drought, hurricane-strength winds, and the logging industry’s dried up leftovers, a scorching fire broke out somewhere in Tuscola County and spread over one million square acres (just over 1,500 square miles) in less than 24 hours. Almost 300 people were killed and over 5,000 were left homeless. Damage was estimated at $2.5-million (over $50-million according to this inflation calculator). The American Red Cross, which was founded a few months earlier in May of 1881, responded to the blaze which marked the organization’s first major disaster response.

Yellowstone National Park, 1988. What started as a single lightning strike in the United State’s first and oldest national park on June 22 turned into Yellowstone’s largest fire in recorded history. The fire was allowed to burn and spread naturally under the controversial “natural burn” policy which allows fires to continue burning as long as they were original sparked by non-human forces. Unfortunately, the summer of 1988 was “one of the driest and windiest since the park was established in 1872,” and before the winter snows fell and doused the flames, almost 800,000 acres were gone. Visitors to the park today can find seedlings growing amongst the charred remains. The National Park Services’s website for Yellowstone offers visitors the chance to be a fire spotter with their Mt. Washburn Fire LookOut Webcam. Though currently down for maintenance, the camera is located in a “glass house” on top of Mt. Washburn with panoramic views of the entire area. The fire lookout isn’t open to the public, but the same gorgeous, panoramic views can be seen from the top of the mountain anyway, making the 3 mile hike to the top one of the most popular trails in the park.

Georgia and Florida, 2007. On April 16, 2007, high winds blew through Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge — “one of the oldest and most well preserved freshwater areas in America” — causing a tree to fall on a power line, showering sparks on the drought-ridden land. By mid-May, this fast-moving wildfire quickly became not only Georgia’s largest fire in recorded history, but Florida’s as well. “As of today [Monday, June 11], there are 115 wildfires in Florida on 130,466 acres,” writes the Sun-Herald. The folks at NASA say that many of the extremely hot and erratic-behaving fires have been contained, but “smoldering and creeping fire will probably continue until heavy rain-possibly a hurricane-drenches the area.” To put it into prospective, the smoke from these fires is so immense that it has drifted hundreds of miles north and been spotted as far as North Carolina.

Victoria, Australia, 1983. Seventy-five people, including seventeen firefighters, died in what is known as Australia’s deadliest bushfire in history: the Ash Wednesday fires. The blaze was so massive and so incredibly strong that firefighters were unable to contain even small portions of it, and the fire only stopped spreading when it eventually hit the Southern ocean. “More than 3,700 buildings were destroyed, including 84 commercial, and about 1,000 farms,” according to the Australian government. Leading up to the fire, Victoria — known for it’s extremely dry climate — had been under a severe drought for over 10 months. Along with rainfall, the relative humidity was also extremely low which made vegetation brittle and powerfully flammable, and in under 24 hours, over 520,000 hectares (1.2-million acres) across two states were gone.

Colorado, 2002. Terry Lynn Barton, a U.S. Forest Service worker in Colorado, tried to burn a handful of letters from her estranged husband, but ran into a few problems. First, she set fire to love lost in an area where campfires had been outlawed due to drought — something a U.S. Forest Service worker, someone who enforces the no-fire ban, ought to know. This lead to the largest wildfire in Colorado state history — now known as the “Hayman Fires” — burning through 210 square miles of Pike National Forest, killing five firefighters, and causing nearly $40-million in damages. She was later indited on charges of “willfully and maliciously destroying U.S. property and causing personal injury by setting a blaze that has grown into a wildfire of historic proportions,” and authorities believe the love letter story covered up other reasons for deliberately
starting the blaze. She eventually pleaded guilty to arson, and is now serving 12 years in jail.

Lower Keys Underwater Music Festival, July 14

On Saturday, July 14, Big Pine Key — a quiet, easy-to-miss Key between Islamorada and Key West — will host one of the most unusual festivals in the US. The 23rd annual Underwater Music Festival will allow divers to explore Looe Key Reef — part of the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary — to the rhythms of the sea. Literally.

Staged by a local radio station, the event features the station’s music selections broadcast underwater via speakers suspended beneath boats moored on the reef. (The playlist typically includes ocean-themed tunes such as “Yellow Submarine” and “Fins.”)

Moreover, local divers will dress as Sonny and Cher, Elton John, David Crosby — and even a mermaid. An Elvis impersonator will rock the house that day, and divers can even check out some underwater art. For more details about this summer concert, contact the Lower Keys Chamber of Commerce at 1-800-872-3722.

I attended the event last year, and it was a lot of fun — though somewhat disorganized. TIP: If you’re interested in seeing Elvis or the other underwater “musicians,” be sure to ask early and often about their location. They only perform for a few minutes, and not all the dive boats know where they are. Despite the confusion, the day was still a lot of fun, and the diving was good.