A. Beautiful music.
Usually I make fun of men on roller blades, but this video amazed me. I promise it’s the 40 most entertaining seconds you’ll spend today.
Plane Horse Car Crash
Oh, those Digg users are too funny. One writes of the picture above, “Three generations of transportation meeting one another in a big bang!” Indeed. If you look closely, you’ll find that there actually are three generations of transportation in this bizarre incident: a plane crashed into a car that crashed into a horse.
The only thing that could make this picture any better (besides if that dog was going to the bathroom) is if a chariot was laying to one side with a steam engine on top of it while the space shuttle blasted off in the distance.
Funny Air Traffic Controller Quotes
I normally don’t post things that typically get sent around as email forwards, but this is pretty funny.
I ran across a collection of funny air traffic controller quotes, and they’re supposed to be real even though there’d be absolutely no way to prove their validity. Even so, let’s just pretend they are because they’re way funnier that way. Here’s my favorite:
Control tower to a 747: “United 239 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, eastbound.”
United 239: “Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this … I’ve got the little Fokker in sight.”