Five reasons passengers looking for more than just a ride

As airlines cut routes and amenities while increasing fees, travel through the skies became a true labor. Sure, the cuts came as the result of market pressures that led to compensation reductions and other changes, but it also brought a problematic perspective. Somewhere along the way, it became acceptable for airline employees to claim that “you get what you pay for.” With low fares, essentially, you can expect substandard service.

Indeed, there is some truth to this. If you buy cheaper furniture, for example, you may be sacrificing quality to save a few bucks in the near term. We make these tradeoffs every day, and there’s no reason why a purchase from an airline should be any different. It’s clear that the standard has been set: you’ll pay less, and you’ll get a much lower level of service.

Take this concept to its ultimate conclusion, of course, is paying for physical movement, and you’re entitled to nothing else, despite the presence of beverage carts and headphones … not to mention employees who should provide a certain amount of customer service. I saw an interesting tweet to this effect not too long ago, claiming that transportation from Point A to Point B safely is what you’re paying those low, low fares for. But, I’m not so sure about that. There is so much more that’s explicit and implied in the air travel experience, and it’s delivered often enough that it should be expected.

So, why should we expect more than simply being taken from Point A to Point B? Well, here are five reasons why airlines are more than long-distance taxi services:

1. The airlines promise more than physical movement: Drinks are served on flights. Food is sold (or offered, depending on class and destination). There are movies and headphones and blankets and pillows, either free or for a fee. Whether you have to pay, in this regard, is irrelevant. The offering of amenities means that there is more involved in the transaction than the delivery of a seat from one place to another. So, something more than safe movement from Point A to Point B is implied.

2. Nobody wants substandard service: Basic customer service, which you can find on airlines only inconsistently, is expected in virtually every business transaction. While it doesn’t seem like much, this is an increase above the “physical movement” included in the price of a ticket.

3. A mere ride would (theoretically) cost less: Given that there are some services that could be sacrificed, a genuine low-cost, no-frills experience would cost less than existing flights. There would be no in-flight entertainment, no beverage service and no magazines tucked behind the seats. Rather than flight attendants, you’d have “safety professionals” (like lifeguards) who would only spring into action in the event of an emergency.

4. Low fares can still mean big money for passengers customers: While airline industry employees may drive home how cheap it is to travel these days, let’s not forget that unemployment is still through the roof, even if the recession did end more than a year ago. There are still plenty of mortgages at risk of delinquency and foreclosure. Simply put, the economic situation in this country is still dicey, and a little money is a lot when you don’t know how long you’ll have your job. Every dollar matters more to the consumer than it used to.

5. We’ve seen the possibilities: For everyone who has had a problem with a nasty flight attendant or a gate agent with a horrible attitude, you can find a story about one who helped someone out of a bind. I’ve had fantastic service on airlines that have reputations for anything but. And, some carriers have differentiated themselves through service (JetBlue and Southwest come to mind). We know it’s possible for airlines to do better; we’d just like to see it more.

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Four reasons airlines blame passengers for their current woes

It would be so much easier if we’d just pay more, right? That’s what the airlines seem to believe. It’s impossible for them to turn consistent profits because we just won’t accept higher prices. And, kicking the poor off the plane doesn’t seem to be an option.

I got up this morning and read George Hobica’s hilarious “interview” with Wilbur Flywright, CEO of BrokenWings Airways. In it, I was treated to one airline industry cliché after another. To see them all in one place, it was either eye-opening or strangely reminiscent of an ambitious gate agent’s Twitter account.

Here are the four reasons, according to “Flywright,” airlines blame us – the people who pay their bills – for their inability to run well, despite the fact that some (e.g., Southwest and JetBlue) have actually found a way to thrive.1. We won’t pay more: Of course, I don’t know any industry in which customers pay more than is necessary … at least, not purposefully. You may get suckered at the used car lot, but you don’t go to your local grocery store, demand to see the manager and explain to him, as though he ate too much paste in his youth, that eggs really should cost 34 percent more.

2. We have alternatives: When air travel is inconvenient or expensive, we can take any number of cheap bus services or even drive. Frankly, it takes a strange turn of events to get me on a plane to Boston or Washington, DC.

3. “We” deregulated the industry: It’s the law of the land, and in theory, passengers are voters (we’re indirectly responsible). So, we “imposed” a free market on the airline industry … the nerve of voters in a free society! It may have happened more than 30 years ago, but we still hear airline people gripe about it, even if they were of single-digit age when the transformation occurred.

Hint to airlines: Don’t blame passengers for deregulation – I was only a year old at the time. I assure you, I had nothing to do with it, likewise most of my friends. If we could have done something about it we would have. Also, don’t talk about it as something that killed (or at least maimed) your industry. It was 30 years ago, you need a new lamentation. How about poor customer service levels?

4. We made the airlines cut stuff: Since we won’t pay a “fair” fare, the airlines have had to make cuts. Routes, employee compensation, amenities (if you can call them that) … we now have to pay for what we want in the form of fees.

Taking fees and deregulation together, I just loved this:

So what did we do? We eliminated service. We cut salaries and benefits. No more little plastic wings for the kiddies; if you remember those, then you remember that the cheapest roundtrip coach fare from New York to Los Angeles in 1959 was $231, or about $1,800 in today’s dollars. And if you remember that, then could you please shut up about the fees?

And occasionally, there’s a good point:

Ah, the fees. Can we agree on just one thing? If your neighbor moves, you aren’t going to pay for it, right? No, of course not. Not unless you really wanted him gone. So why should you pay for the jet fuel consumed by some moron who’s flying a 100-pound steamer trunk across the country in our baggage compartment?

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Centerfold model tries to get off early

The latest person to try to ditch a JetBlue flight early put forth the boldest attempt yet … but at least she brought her own flotation devices.

Centerfold model Tiffany Livingston was on a flight from Orlando to Newark and wanted to get off very early. In mid-air, she left her seat and tried to open the plane door – not a bright move, and one for which the emergency slide would provide little help. Sources say she’s had mid-flight troubles before, when she hasn’t taken her meds.

Livingston’s claim to fame is that she was the centerfold for the first issue of VIP, the Singapore version of Playboy. According to the magazine’s profile: “Tiffany boasts the immaculate poise of a mature model wrapped with a bubbly demeanor.”

Well, not in this case …

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JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater’s head being examined to avoid jail

Is anybody shocked that Steven Slater‘s head is being examined? While we all think know he’s nuts, this step is necessary for the criminal case that’s in the works. Remember: while the former JetBlue flight attendant was becoming a hero to airline employees across the country, he broke the law several times over, putting some of those very employees at risk of injury or death.

Attorneys on both sides of the Slater issue say they are working on a deal – and that Slater might be able to avoid jail time through alternative sentencing. Slater’s sudden realization that he needs his sanity checked out may be a sign that he’s coming to his senses:

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Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown said Slater’s willingness to be evaluated shows he’s taking the charges more seriously than he had in the past. Slater had spoken out after the incident, as his public opinion swelled and hundreds of thousands of fans online cheered him for standing up to the inhospitable world of airline travel.

Daniel J. Horwitz, Slater’s attorney, seems to be bolstering the results of an evaluation that hasn’t even come yet by citing the pressures his client is experiencing, including a terminally ill mother, recently deceased father and HIV positive diagnosis for Slater. He has his fingers crossed, so to speak, that prosecutors will consider Slater’s “long-standing and well-regarded reputation in the industry,” but that might not be a good idea, given that the permanently former flight attendant (it seems) has had a few issues with honesty in the past.

If the alternative sentencing deal comes through, Slater could wind up spending only a few weeks in treatment. Then, he can move on to that reality show.

Nutty flight attendant Slater leaves JetBlue, claims he wasn’t fired

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For JetBlue, at least, the Steven Slater saga appears to be finished. The flight attendant who couldn’t handle his passenger safety cart-pushing responsibilities any longer resigned from JetBlue last week, according to his attorney. Initially, the delusional employee wanted his old job back. JetBlue has said that Slater is no longer an employee but didn’t mention whose choice it was.

Following his ride to fame down the emergency slide, Slater was suspended by JetBlue, which was planning to investigate. Internally, the company referred to Slater as being as “dangerous as a gun.”

This is the end of a career that may have lasted two decades, depending on how much of Slater’s math you trust, and he spent the last three years at JetBlue.

Of course, Slater isn’t out of the woods yet. The flight attendant, lauded by airline employees as a show of customer contempt envy and solidarity, still has to contend with criminal charges, including criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and trespassing. His next court date is today.