The best time to visit amusement parks

Amusement parks are great fun — except for the heat, the crowds, the noisy kids running wild, and the cost of admission. We’re doing what we can to help you with the ticket prices, and we’ll tell you how we avoid all those other problems, too.

Most amusement parks in the US operate on about the same schedule as your community swimming pool: closed in the winter, open with shorter hours on some weekends in the non-summer months, and then open all day, every day in the summer — and that’s when most people visit. They’ve got more free time, and the park is open longer hours, so you get more enjoyment — or do you?

When you visit an amusement park during its peak season, think about all the time you spend waiting in line. For the best roller coasters and the newest rides, you’re often stuck waiting in line over an hour for just a three-minute ride.

Try visiting instead sometime at the very beginning or end of the park’s season. Most kids are in school by then, so even on weekends the crowds will be much smaller. The heat won’t be so killer, and the lines will be so much shorter that even if the park is only open for six hours, you’ll probably get more rides in than if you’d spent a whole day there in July. And tickets are almost always cheaper, too. The end of the summer is not the time to stop thinking about amusement park getaways. Actually, it’s the perfect time to start thinking about them.

Guide to North American Amusement Parks

If amusement parks are your thing, you might want to jump on over to ParkOulet.com–perhaps the most extensive listing of amusement parks in North America I’ve seen on the web.

It’s not the prettiest site in the world. In fact, the main page is all text and links. But, it does break down the country by state and itemizes every amusement park found within each state’s boundaries.

Frankly, it’s quite an impressive listing. I checked out my home state of California and discovered half a dozen amusement parks which I had no idea existed–such as the Gilroy Gardens Family Theme Park with its smug looking garlic mascot (above).

A number of the parks listed on ParkOutlet contain reviews penned by roller coaster aficionado Rick Munarriz. Munarriz writes a general review of the park and also ranks many of the rides. In addition, he supplies links to official sites as well as information about nearby hotels.

Very cool. If you’ve ever wanted to do a roller coaster road trip, this is the place to start.

Wild West World: A Brand New Theme Park

In Columbus, Ohio, the small theme park/water park combo Wyondotte Lake closed down at the end of last year. It was bought by the next door Columbus Zoo. I think that’s what happened. I think the plan is to build another theme park/water park or just a water park.. Now, there are bulldozers and the traffic route in and out of the zoo has been altered for the adjustments. It’s slated to open next year. I think.

While my details about what exactly is happening with my own city’s up and coming tourist attraction are sketchy at best, I do know about Witchita, Kansas’s latest.

Wild West World opened this past May. This is a brand spankin’ new place with rides and attractions that center around a cowboy style theme. It makes sense since Kansas at one time was part of the Wild West. The real reason I’d go here this summer is because of the China Wuquio Acrobats. This 10- person team is performing throughout the summer to the end of August.

I think I saw this group perform at Magic Mountain when I was visiting a friend in California. This acrobat team was well worth the admission price to Magic Mountain. Wild West World’s admission is reasonable, I think. It’s $25.50 for adults and $20.50 for kids under 48 inches. Here’s a link to printable coupons for reduced admission.

As an interesting cross cultural aside I discovered. The Prairie Rose Wranglers are singing here on the 4th of July. This is a group that sings cowboy western favorites. According to their website, they toured China last year. So China sends acrobats and we sent cowboys and both groups are meeting up in Kansas. The world is truly facinating.

5 Bizarre Theme Park and Carnival Ride Accidents

While reading Jamie’s post on roller coaster accidents, I began to wonder that with the number of theme parks, carnivals, and fun fares around the world, ride accidents have to happen all the time! I remember going to carnivals as a kid and wondering why my parents were so protective when it came to riding the rides. As I grew older, I noticed that many of the contraptions that once seemed dazzling and fun to ride were actually rusty death traps. Researching this story has me even more afraid to step on another Tilt-O-Whirl or Kamikaze again.

And here’s the thing: it’s not even the big, metal, high-speed rides that are the most dangerous. Kids are dying on slides, infants are being carried off in giant inflatable castles by the wind; rides that seem innocent enough can actually become quite dangerous in the right conditions. Check out these bizarre accidents I found, and you’ll see what I mean.

Hope, Arkansas — A seven-year-old boy was killed while on the Sizzler, a ride at the Easter Week 2007 carnival in the southern Arkansas town of Hope. Allegedly the boy and his mother were late arriving at the ride, and a miscommunication — perhaps due to the fact that they spoke Spanish and the ride operators spoke English — prevented their chair from locking properly before the ride was started. The boy and his mother both fell out shortly after the Sizzler began it’s run, and the boy was struck in the head not once, but twice. “[The operator] tried to stop it, but it was spinning so fast the boy was falling out of the chair, and the mother is trying to get him, but he is too heavy,” the boys uncle told the Hope Star. “When he was on the floor (ground), he stood up, and the chair hit him.” The boy stood again only to be struck in the head once more. He was quickly transported to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead from “traumatic brain injury.”

Sahuarita, Arizona — Anything in the right conditions can be dangerous… even those giant inflatable bounce castles. Just south of Tucson, Arizona, strong winds picked up and carried away an inflatable castle holding a 5-year-old girl and her 22-month-old sister. Thankfully the girls weren’t severely injured, but their parents (who rented the ride) claim that the waver they signed which explicitly warned them of the dangers of high wings wasn’t enough — they wanted a verbal warning as well. The Arizona case most certainly isn’t isolated. In fact, there have been numerous reports of inflatable rides blowing away with children inside. In Albuquerque, New Mexico, a dust devil whirled through a park and sent two inflatable bouncers filled with 12 children flying through the air. Fortunately no major injuries were reported.

Somerset, England — A 19-year-old Oxford student from Bulgaria paid an independent “human trebuchet” operator £20 to be catapulted 100 feet through the air and onto a safety net. Unfortunately for him, the trebuchet launched him just short of the net. “As he hit the ground I heard a thud and then a second thud,” said Oliver Nelson, the person set to jump after the student, to The Guardian. Before each jump, the participant is weighed and weights are adjusted on the machine. A dummy jump is done to test the weights, and only then is a human catapulted towards the net. Manslaughter charges were brought against the ride operators, but were later dropped.

New Jersey, U.S.A. — A 26-year-old volunteer firefighter was cleaning up the grounds from a recent carnival when he wandered off to slide down an enormous three-story slide. The slide was extremely wet from recent heavy rains, causing the man to slide so fast that he hit a dip in the ride and bounced through the air, cracking his head against the surface and losing consciousness. He was later pronounced dead. There must be something about New Jersey and slides, because in July of 1998, another person was killed on a similar slide. A 19-year-old kid broke into a closed park in Ashbury Park, New Jersey to ride the mega slide. All was well until he reached the end, where a metal chain was strung along the width of the slide. He suffered a “lacerated liver and ultimately bled to death.”

Rakvere, Estonia — In May of 2007, a fire broke out on the “Tivoli Tuur” ride while in operation. The ride, which is similar to the Enterprise, was running at full speed when smoke and flames engulfed the gondolas, burning them to a crisp. Thirty-seven people were injured, most of who were treated for smoke inhalation and burns. “The blaze took hold at about 11pm, and was well alight by the time three fire crews reached the fun fair. By the time the fire was extinguished at 12.16am, flames had destroyed five plastic gondolas and the ride’s electrical system,” according to the Baltic Times. Here’s a video of the incident:


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Amusement Park Rides That Could Be Movies–Kind of

With Pirates of the Caribbean’s popularity, perhaps the think-tank at Disney is wondering what other amusement park rides can spin-off into a blockbuster movie. With this in mind, at Blogzarro: “the blog of comics, movies, television and bizarre thoughts,” James A. wrote a clever post with such possibilities. Most of his ideas are horror film or action thriller varieties involving rides like The Cyclone roller coaster of Coney Island fame, bumper cars and the Tilt-A-Whirl.

In “The Cyclone: The Movie,” the plot has something to do with Bruce Willis working as a roller coaster operator. Things go haywire when an actual cyclone shows up and Willis has to save the day.

In another, Ashton Kutcher and Johnny Knoxville are illegal bumper car drag racers. James A has even made Disney World and Disneyland’s “It’s small world ” ride into a horror movie where everyone was shrunk by an evil giant and the soundtrack of “It’s a small world” has been switched to a song performed by Marilyn Manson.

If you want to go on one of these rides to see if blockbuster movie ideas come your way here are a couple recommendations:

At ThemeParkCritic.com the bumper car ride, Skooters at Knobels in Elysville, Pennsylvania is number three on the top rides list. It also names the Twirly Turtle at Storyland in Glen, New Hampshire as one of the best. In case you want to make your Tilt -a-Whirl ride experience even more whirly, here are some tips from RandomTerrain.