China’s first adult theme park never able to open

The first sexually explicit theme park to be erected in China will never welcome its first guest. The park was torn down because of criticism from public officials. In particular, the artwork was a bit much for the politicians’ sensibilities.

Love Land, as the park was to be called, was scheduled to open in Chongqin in October. The park would have offered exhibits on sexual history and workshops for guests on how to improve their love lives.

The lack of subtlety, I suspect, made things difficult for Love Land. The sign at the front had a woman’s legs – with a red thong just above – straddling the park’s name. Over the weekend, city officials ordered the park’s destruction, calling it “vulgar, ill-minded and misleading.”

Click the pictures to learn about other unusual amusement parks, from a park based on the works of Charles Dickens, to a park with a ride called “Dog Fart Switchback,” to a park that’s twice the size of Disneyland.

Disney stops looking for breasts after a decade of trying

Why do I always miss the good stuff?

Disney has announced that it’s no longer going to scan riders on Splash Mountain, Tower of Terror, Space Mountain and California Screamin … for unfettered chests. Apparently, women are known on these rides from time to time to flash for the camera. Though I’ve looked for it on each ride, I’ve never witnessed these public displays of exuberance.

I’m not sure why this warrants an announcement, as Disney does say that such acts are rare. But, every now and then, a bare pair winds up in a souvenir photo. The parks will no longer be looking for this – which means everyone else will be.

The company began looking 10 years ago, unlike the rest of us, who started when we were around 12.

Guide to North American Amusement Parks

If amusement parks are your thing, you might want to jump on over to ParkOulet.com–perhaps the most extensive listing of amusement parks in North America I’ve seen on the web.

It’s not the prettiest site in the world. In fact, the main page is all text and links. But, it does break down the country by state and itemizes every amusement park found within each state’s boundaries.

Frankly, it’s quite an impressive listing. I checked out my home state of California and discovered half a dozen amusement parks which I had no idea existed–such as the Gilroy Gardens Family Theme Park with its smug looking garlic mascot (above).

A number of the parks listed on ParkOutlet contain reviews penned by roller coaster aficionado Rick Munarriz. Munarriz writes a general review of the park and also ranks many of the rides. In addition, he supplies links to official sites as well as information about nearby hotels.

Very cool. If you’ve ever wanted to do a roller coaster road trip, this is the place to start.

Wild West World: A Brand New Theme Park

In Columbus, Ohio, the small theme park/water park combo Wyondotte Lake closed down at the end of last year. It was bought by the next door Columbus Zoo. I think that’s what happened. I think the plan is to build another theme park/water park or just a water park.. Now, there are bulldozers and the traffic route in and out of the zoo has been altered for the adjustments. It’s slated to open next year. I think.

While my details about what exactly is happening with my own city’s up and coming tourist attraction are sketchy at best, I do know about Witchita, Kansas’s latest.

Wild West World opened this past May. This is a brand spankin’ new place with rides and attractions that center around a cowboy style theme. It makes sense since Kansas at one time was part of the Wild West. The real reason I’d go here this summer is because of the China Wuquio Acrobats. This 10- person team is performing throughout the summer to the end of August.

I think I saw this group perform at Magic Mountain when I was visiting a friend in California. This acrobat team was well worth the admission price to Magic Mountain. Wild West World’s admission is reasonable, I think. It’s $25.50 for adults and $20.50 for kids under 48 inches. Here’s a link to printable coupons for reduced admission.

As an interesting cross cultural aside I discovered. The Prairie Rose Wranglers are singing here on the 4th of July. This is a group that sings cowboy western favorites. According to their website, they toured China last year. So China sends acrobats and we sent cowboys and both groups are meeting up in Kansas. The world is truly facinating.

5 Bizarre Theme Park and Carnival Ride Accidents

While reading Jamie’s post on roller coaster accidents, I began to wonder that with the number of theme parks, carnivals, and fun fares around the world, ride accidents have to happen all the time! I remember going to carnivals as a kid and wondering why my parents were so protective when it came to riding the rides. As I grew older, I noticed that many of the contraptions that once seemed dazzling and fun to ride were actually rusty death traps. Researching this story has me even more afraid to step on another Tilt-O-Whirl or Kamikaze again.

And here’s the thing: it’s not even the big, metal, high-speed rides that are the most dangerous. Kids are dying on slides, infants are being carried off in giant inflatable castles by the wind; rides that seem innocent enough can actually become quite dangerous in the right conditions. Check out these bizarre accidents I found, and you’ll see what I mean.

Hope, Arkansas — A seven-year-old boy was killed while on the Sizzler, a ride at the Easter Week 2007 carnival in the southern Arkansas town of Hope. Allegedly the boy and his mother were late arriving at the ride, and a miscommunication — perhaps due to the fact that they spoke Spanish and the ride operators spoke English — prevented their chair from locking properly before the ride was started. The boy and his mother both fell out shortly after the Sizzler began it’s run, and the boy was struck in the head not once, but twice. “[The operator] tried to stop it, but it was spinning so fast the boy was falling out of the chair, and the mother is trying to get him, but he is too heavy,” the boys uncle told the Hope Star. “When he was on the floor (ground), he stood up, and the chair hit him.” The boy stood again only to be struck in the head once more. He was quickly transported to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead from “traumatic brain injury.”

Sahuarita, Arizona — Anything in the right conditions can be dangerous… even those giant inflatable bounce castles. Just south of Tucson, Arizona, strong winds picked up and carried away an inflatable castle holding a 5-year-old girl and her 22-month-old sister. Thankfully the girls weren’t severely injured, but their parents (who rented the ride) claim that the waver they signed which explicitly warned them of the dangers of high wings wasn’t enough — they wanted a verbal warning as well. The Arizona case most certainly isn’t isolated. In fact, there have been numerous reports of inflatable rides blowing away with children inside. In Albuquerque, New Mexico, a dust devil whirled through a park and sent two inflatable bouncers filled with 12 children flying through the air. Fortunately no major injuries were reported.

Somerset, England — A 19-year-old Oxford student from Bulgaria paid an independent “human trebuchet” operator £20 to be catapulted 100 feet through the air and onto a safety net. Unfortunately for him, the trebuchet launched him just short of the net. “As he hit the ground I heard a thud and then a second thud,” said Oliver Nelson, the person set to jump after the student, to The Guardian. Before each jump, the participant is weighed and weights are adjusted on the machine. A dummy jump is done to test the weights, and only then is a human catapulted towards the net. Manslaughter charges were brought against the ride operators, but were later dropped.

New Jersey, U.S.A. — A 26-year-old volunteer firefighter was cleaning up the grounds from a recent carnival when he wandered off to slide down an enormous three-story slide. The slide was extremely wet from recent heavy rains, causing the man to slide so fast that he hit a dip in the ride and bounced through the air, cracking his head against the surface and losing consciousness. He was later pronounced dead. There must be something about New Jersey and slides, because in July of 1998, another person was killed on a similar slide. A 19-year-old kid broke into a closed park in Ashbury Park, New Jersey to ride the mega slide. All was well until he reached the end, where a metal chain was strung along the width of the slide. He suffered a “lacerated liver and ultimately bled to death.”

Rakvere, Estonia — In May of 2007, a fire broke out on the “Tivoli Tuur” ride while in operation. The ride, which is similar to the Enterprise, was running at full speed when smoke and flames engulfed the gondolas, burning them to a crisp. Thirty-seven people were injured, most of who were treated for smoke inhalation and burns. “The blaze took hold at about 11pm, and was well alight by the time three fire crews reached the fun fair. By the time the fire was extinguished at 12.16am, flames had destroyed five plastic gondolas and the ride’s electrical system,” according to the Baltic Times. Here’s a video of the incident:


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