Hungarians Reclaim World Kissing Title

This week, a group of 6400 horny Hungarian couples broke the world record for simultaneous kissing when they locked lips for a few moments outside the country’s ornate and mood-inspiring parliament building. Amusingly, Hungary has been engaged in a back-and-forth “kissing duel” with the Philippines since 2004, as both countries have been vying for the title.

Reportedly, one young, lascivious couple who identified themselves only as “Orsi and Pityu” started kissing half an hour before the official record attempt. “That’s the least we can do for the nation,” Pityu said. Pityu, you are a patriot! Anyway, this is what the event looked like:

Note that this record is not the same as the world’s longest kiss, which is a lip-wearying 31 hours long. Nor is it the same as girls kissing in bars, which happens on a daily basis at college campuses around the world.

We’ll try to keep you posted on future attempts in time to make travel arrangements, you perverts.

China Opens 525-foot-high Ferris Wheel

From Yahoo!News.com:  China has just opened what it claims to be the world’s tallest ferris field in the south of the country.  Called the Star of Nanchang, it opened in a riverside park in the province of Jiangxi. 

As a point of reference, the new wheel is 82 feet taller than the London Eye, which the Guiness Book of World Records currently lists as the tallest ferris wheel.  The Star of Nanchang is currently waiting for its certification by Guinness as the new recordholder.