Whether it’s funny, bizarre, rude, confusing or downright inexplicable – there are some travel experiences that just leave you speechless.
If you’ve ever been at a loss for words to describe what you’ve seen or felt while on the road, you’re not alone. That’s why Lonely Planet has come up with its own mini dictionary of travel terms that don’t exist but should. Here are a few of our favorites:
The warm, fuzzy feeling one gets after a long, immensely satisfying trip.
below see level
When you’re seated directly below the drop-down movie screen on an airplane and the other screens are all too far away to view comfortably.
Someone who believes they have a revolutionary system for packing luggage and insists on explaining it to anyone who will listen.
Someone who tries to make themselves understood in a foreign country simply by speaking louder in their own tongue.fearenheit
Panic felt by Americans when attempting to comprehend temperatures in other countries.
The disturbance caused by people trying to shove too-large bags into too-small compartments.
Of course, the Gadling team couldn’t resist adding a few terms of our own:
Pam Mandel: manventure/ mancation
A men’s-only getaway filled with manly activities like fly-fishing, hunting and motorcycle riding.
Grant Martin: gate lice
Passengers who hover near the airport gate prior to their boarding zone being called.
Travelers who spend more time talking about travel online rather than on the road.
Robin Whitney: pavlov’s attack dogs
Travelers who hear the ding chime of the post-landing “unfasten seat belt” light and instantly spring into action to aggressively crowd the aisle – even if there is no where to go for 15 minutes.
Chris Owen: tourons
Tourists that are not too smart
Reena Ganga: exstress baggage
The frantic rush to remove stuff from your bags at the check-in counter after being told your suitcase exceeds the weight limit.
Fear of going through airport security scanners due to radiation concerns and privacy issues.
To read the rest of the Lonely Planet list, click here. And tell us, do you have any travel terms to add to the collection?
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