Dig through that People Magazine-addled mind of yours and come up with the most appropriate actor to play cycling
God Lance Armstrong. I’ll give you a minute (tick tock tick tock … buzz!). Who’d you come up with? Matt Damon? Me
too! And it turns out we are both right. If the
scuttlebutt is true, Matt Damon will be
starring in a movie about Lance’s epic fight with (and victory over) testicular cancer. The two are apparently buds…and
have been seen riding threesome with Robin Williams. Anyway, Damon will probably make a decent Lance (even if he
was skewered in Team America). As I say, he was the first
one that came to mind for me, and we can all be grateful Ben Affleck won’t be wearing the yellow jersey.