While we’re on the subject of Matt Damon (and this is just coincidence, I promise), it turns out that his uncle just became the oldest person ever to swim the English Channel. The 70 year-old George Brunstad (known affectionately as “Uncle Brun” and/or “the Brunster”) completed the 21-mile swim from Dover, England to Sangatte, France in 15 hours 59 minutes. Why is this important, you ask? It’s not. It’s meaningless trivia, but you can now entertain your friends with all that you know about Matt Damon.