It All Starts with the Pillows

Yes, this is how it begins.

First the pillows, then the free
peanuts and before you know it, you’re walking.  American Airlines removed pillows from its 334 MD-80s because
THEY SAY they are saving money. But we think it is all part of an evil conspiracy to make us more uncomfortable so that
we IGNORE the bad food. 

But seriously folks. They say it is to enable cleaner-uppers to douche cabins faster…apparently so there’s more time
to say “buh bye”.

Buh bye!