Wet (Very) Sex

OK, I realize this is pretty cheesy, but what diver (or even
non-divers) hasn’t thought about doing it underwater? There are all sort of obvious difficulties, but several
advantages, at least according to the women interviewed in this
article
.

For example, says one, your breasts don’t sag underwater. Useful bit of trivia, I’d say. (Which begs the question:
do they sag in space?) Another issue:
shrinkage. So choose warm seas if you
can to keep your bits warm.

Anyway, a somewhat salacious little read to bring something useless to your quiet Martin Luther King Day.