Hot Tub Nation

I’m still confused why they call it Iceland when there’s not much ice there and they call it Greenland when it’s very icy. Can someone fix this semantic conundrum? Maybe write a letter?

Anyhoodle, speaking of Iceland, give a gander to this piece by Jason Wilson in the Washington Post about his efforts to find some good pools in Iceland. He hits the countryside and finds Icelanders are quite fond of their hot tubs.