“Play dead, Kathleen.”

What a bizarre story. A group of campers in Pennsylvania say that
a bear dragged their
compatriot, a 21 year old woman named Kathleen Feeney into the woods, tore at her clothes, bit her, covered her with
brush and tree branches, and pawed her something fierce. As the bear was attacking, her friend, apparently having just
read the Worst Case Scenario Handbook shouted: “Play Dead, Kathleen!”

Good advice, my friend, for the bear eventually gave up on a Kathleen lunch and left her alone. Quick-thinking
Kathleen was treated for scratch marks on her back, bites on the back of her head and a puncture wound on her leg. My
guess is she won’t be camping again anytime soon, nor tuning into Nickelodeon for Yogi Bear reruns.