Kind of a funny little bit:
A language school in Japan asks would-be students to complete the sentence, “If I could speak English, I would…”
They’re saying some of these are fake, but you have to admit they shed some interesting light on Japanese
culture:
—- I would live in Hawaii with lots of dogs.
—- I would lecture the loud foreigners on the train.
—- I would raise my children in America: one artist, one computer programmer.
—- I would watch DVDs without subtitles.
—- In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
—- I would make all my subordinates Americans and start a hamburger joint with great atmosphere.
via Boing Boing