If I Could Only Speak English…

Kind of a funny little bit:

A language school in Japan asks would-be students to complete the sentence, “If I could speak English, I would…”

They’re saying some of these are fake, but you have to admit they shed some interesting light on Japanese
culture:

 —-  I would live in Hawaii with lots of dogs.

 —- I would lecture the loud foreigners on the train.

 —- I would raise my children in America: one artist, one computer programmer.

 —- I would watch DVDs without subtitles.

 —- In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.

 —- I would make all my subordinates Americans and start a hamburger joint with great atmosphere.

via Boing Boing