I nearly busted a gut reading this Onion story, a wonderful
send up of the whole post-Katrina disaster preparedness thing. Trying to explain the story, well, that will just ruin
it. Suffice it to say it’s about how we can protect ourselves against zombies. And I will pull my favorite quote:
“Children need to be taught from preschool that they might have to put a bullet between the eyes of their own
undead mother,” Fulci said. “‘Destroy The Brain’ banners should be hung above the entrances of schools, churches, and
town halls everywhere.”
So click and read as we glide smoothly into the weekend.