Australian Air Rock

Calling all you Aussies out
there: Now’s your chance. For those about to
air rock, we salute you. Yes, if you are from the Land Down Under and have not had your fifteen minutes of fame yet,
now is your chance to get in on the whole air guitar phenom. The town of Darwin, you see, will be holding the national
air guitar championships this year. The winner of said event, in case you weren’t aware, not only gets the Australian
air guitar crown, but moves on to the world finals in Finland in September. There he will take on the reigning air
guitar champion Norm Hawkins (aka Mr Damage).