Keith Richards Lands on His Coconut

Via E!  As if we needed further proof that
the members of the Rolling Stones are young at heart — Keith Richards has apparently been hospitalized for having too
much fun on his holiday at Fiji’s exclusive Wakaya Club.  His activity of choice?

Picking coconuts.

That’s right:  Richards fell out of a coconut tree.  To be fair, a Jet Ski has also been implicated
in his injuries, although it’s unclear whether his Jet Ski accident preceded or succeeded his coconut tree
mishap.  In any event, it appears that while picking the coconuts, he fell 16-and-a-half feet to the ground. 

That HAD to hurt.

Richards is expected to be released from hospital later this week.