Is this major breaking news? No. But you can kind of picture the scene and that will generate a little giggle. Turns out some Indian security officers on the Prime Minister’s flight got a bit of a shock. PM Manmohan Singh’s personal, private cabinets had been illegally broken into, and foul play was suspected. But as it turned out the intruders weren’t trying to plant a bomb. They were ripping off the prime minister’s whiskey. Who was doing the pilfering? Turns out it was the flight crew themselves, obviously unhappy with the airline’s dental plan and eager to supplement its short comings with good scotch.