For some reason, I imagined it would be MUCH more expensive to hire an alpine guide for the day in France. Something about all the cheese he’d have to bring along. But I guess I was wrong. Over at this site, it looks like you can actually get a guide for just $54 a day. That’s not bad for your own hard-core dude who helps you get up the hill. And for women, your own hard-core dude who looks like Matthew Mcconnaughey