Not sure if you’re paying attention to the increasingly absurd “magical” efforts of David Blaine, but right now he is hanging above a parking lot or something like that, while strung up Christ-like in a turning gyroscope, about a block from Times Square. Why? Well, the money wasn’t so good apparently when it came to nearly drowning yourself and turning your skin wrinkled and death-like. So the good folks at target are now paying him to doi ng the gyroscope thing and then make his way to Target for its upcoming two-day sale.