Damn, here’s one we missed. A great event that many of you may have participated in even if you didn’t know it. A group called Global, um, Orgasm held an event to promote world peace on Winter Solstice Day last year (which happened to call on…as it usually does…December 22nd. You were allowed to select the time of your choosing to support the cause by, well, getting it on. You were asked to do so “at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.” A fine idea, I must say, and one that deserves better publicity. But I have to admit the sponsors (Trojan condoms?) sound a bit new-agey, and if it became popular we might see a dramatic rise in the purchase of patchouli oil, but that’s OK. The GO site says the cause was under taken to…and I quote: “effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm”. Can we all utter a collective “aaahhhhh” in the name of world peace, even if it’s a few weeks too late? I knew you could.