This might just be the most horrific airline story I’ve ever heard.
Apparently an off-duty employee of Northwest Airlines sat next to a woman during a flight from Seattle and proceeded to, um, engage his cockpit. The woman, who was trying to sleep at the time, wasn’t aware of what was happening until, um, his um, DC-10 disgorged its, um passengers on to her. Yuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!!
The offending passenger was met by police officers when the plane landed and has been charged with a misdemeanor. Once I hear news of him being beheaded, I might consider flying Northwest once again.