Pocketed Security Sock

When your Brief Safe is filled with your wad, then it might be time to slip on your pocketed security socks.

Available only in black, these unique National Geographic socks contain a zippered pocket that securely stores credit cards, cash, keys, ID, cleverly-folded maps, or very tiny souvenirs for “pickpocket-free travel.” Made of cotton, each formfitting sock has a nonravel top to prevent “lazy socks” and to ensure that your calves look ribbed when you remove the socks in the evening.

One size sock fits men (sizes 6-12) and women (size 8-13). A set of 3 runs $30.

Tip: If you wear these with shorts, the point of them is lost.