“Do Not Disturb” sign winners

In September I posted about an Embassy Suites contest to create unique “Do Not Disturb” signs. Well, the winners are out — here are the top slogans from over 7,000 entries:

  • First place (which won a trip to Hawaii): “Shh! I’m hatching a plan to bust some little soaps out of here!”
  • Second place: “Pillow Fight In Progress”
  • Runners-up: “There are days when I wish I could wear this around my neck” (which sort of sounds to me like a Garfield caption); “I’ve built a pillow fort and I am not opening the door for anybody!” and “Aww, Mom. Just five more minutes. Please?”

What do you think? Have any good slogans you wish you entered?