“TSA Gangstaz” rap video teaches airport security


There’s no way this video was actually made by the TSA, but if it were, I’d have gained some new respect for them. Unfortunately I don’t think they’re quite this clever (or vulgar, for that matter). Their Myspace page says their record label is “Kanye Southwest Produkshuns.” Also from the Myspace page:

Shit Jacked Recently: 2 AirMac Laptops, Ralph Lauren Chaps Cologne, Nintendo DS Light, 5 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue, Size 13 Nike LeBron James VII kicks, 440 Ounces of bottled water, One Kobe steak, La Mer Skin Cream, Platinum Microphone Medallion, G4 Attack of the Show Sweatshirt, 6 cases Vitamin Water, One Puggle, 5 ounce Dry Idea Cologne…

Genius. (Video is very NSFW!)

I’ll jack your gold-plated pen knife, bitch, and that’s reality, you better lose you pre-9/11 mentality

[Via Boing Boing]