Got an extra hundred grand lying around? Then this inauguration package is for you

The Omni Shoreham Hotel in Washington has gone public with what has to be easily the most expensive inauguration travel package to date.

It’s called the Commander-In-Chief Package, and it goes for $440,000 — that’s for four people to share the hotel’s two-room Presidential suite for four nights around inauguration weekend.

What do you get for this money?

How about:

  • A private jet for arrival and departure
  • A private dinner with its own entertainment
  • Chauffeur 24/7
  • Entrance to all inaugural events
  • A shopping spree worth $44,000
  • Free makeovers at Elizabeth Arden
  • A puppy

Yeah, that last one’s a nice detail. Guests get to pick their own “Presidential Puppy.”

So, if you have some extra cash to burn, this inaugural package just might be the ticket. You won’t be able to end the Iraq War, but for a few days you’ll nevertheless be treated like a president.