Win a deluxe Japanese HighTECH toilet from Miyako Hybrid Hotel

L.A.’s outpost of the stylish Miyako Hybrid Hotel has a gift for you this tax season. Become a Facebook Fan by 8:00 p.m. (PST) on April 15, and you’re in the running (ha ha, get it?) to win the most superfluous of home appliances: a Japanese HomeTECH bidet and TOTO toilet system (the HI-3001 WT “Feel Fresh” Bidet n’ Wash Hygiene System, to be exact). For the uninitiated, this is the ultimate in ass luxury. Think push button control panel with memory, warm water wash, twin spray nozzles, and cozy heated seat; retail value just under $600.

The hotel features one of these thrones in each of their 208 rooms and 12 suites, but the extravagance is tempered by the LEED-certified chain’s commitment to high-tech sustainability. As the word “hybrid” suggests, the property boasts a solar-powered electrical system and environmentally-friendly and recycled construction materials, along with contemporized Japanese art and artifacts appointed throughout the hotel. So get your butt in gear, and sign up now.