What is going ON in Zimbabwe?

This weekend, Zimbabwe is slated to hold democratic elections to elect the new leader of the country. The defending candidate of 28 years, Robert Mugabe, is facing some fierce opposition, but many are worried about the validity and fairness of the election. Despite the appearance of a free Democracy, you see, Zimbabwe is wrangling some serious problems. We’ve distilled the issues and events of recent Zim at Gadling for you here:

Robert Mugabe was born in Southern Rhodesia (present day Zimbabwe) in 1924 and has over the years climbed through the political ranks and eventually into power in 1980. He has ruled ever since, though his tenure has been marred with infighting, violence and ethnic genocide.

As the Mugabe regime has evolved, more and more Western states have raised alarm in the country, citing further behavior reticent of an authoritarian regime. Accusations include rampant ballot rigging, corruption and the above mentioned rape and genocide of over 20,000 ethnic Zimbabweans. In 2003, the Bush administration levied economic sanctions against many members of the governmental regime, forbidding Americans to trade with or visit the country.

Mugabe’s controversial land reform program, enacted earlier this decade, was a plan to redistribute land from wealthy, white farm owners to smaller, indigenous farmers. Under these laws, Zimbabweans were allowed to settle onto larger corporate farms with no advance warning or permission — it was now their right. Unfortunately, many of these farmers didn’t have the skills or equipment to run these farms, so huge swaths of land quickly went to waste. As a result, the former agrarian economy that was once an exporter to much of South Africa became an importer.

Poor economic management of said crisis and other Zimbabwean events by the current government have resulted in serious economic instability. Inflation has skyrocketed to the current open market exchange rate of 1US dollar to 30,000 Zim dollars. Unofficially, however, inflation is still surging, and a black market economy is now commonplace among citizens, with an exchange rate as high as 1USD to 550,000ZD.

With “democratic” elections now underway, many fear that Mugabe will be unwilling to let go of the power theat he has now held for almost thirty years. Ballot rigging is a serious concern, combined with the fact that no Western sources are on hand to monitor the process.

At the time of writing, voting stations have been closed for over 36 hours with no word on official results from the nation. The Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) has declared an unofficial victory with less than half of the votes counted and the Mugabe strongholds yet to report, so few are willing to make a call yet.

What Zimbabwe really needs though is a straight shooting, honest government ready to turn the economy around, stifle inflation and return the country to the normal, commodity producing state that it once was. Regardless of whether the MDC, Mugabe or another opposition party takes control at this point, Zimbabwe will not recover without this.

Cities dim lights for Earth Hour

Back in February, Abha blogged about Earth Hour, the world initiative to save energy consumption bit by bit. Yesterday, 27 cities around the world took turns turning off their lights for an hour. I noticed Google took part by blackening their homepage.

Sydney was the first major city to begin Earth Hour, when at 8pm (9am GMT), lights went out on landmarks like the Opera House and Harbour Bridge. Bangkok, Toronto, Chicago and Dublin followed.

Although critics say that initiatives such as there don’t help the big picture, Sydney reports that last year, when an estimated two million residents took part, they were able to cut energy usage by more than 10% for the hour.

Violence erupts in New York City (with fluffy pillows)

Wow, seems like the urban-stunts-and-other-revelries-psuedo-club-random-people-coming-together movement is getting crowded. Another group, billed Newmindspace, just pulled off a huge pillow fight in New York’s Union Square.

Love the detailed rules for this planned event.

Soft pillows only! Swing lightly, many people will be swinging at once. Do not swing at people without pillows or with cameras. Remove glasses beforehand! The event is FREE and appropriate for ALL AGES. Wait until the signal to begin. This event is more fun with feathers!

Kofi Annan, the first global citizen

I am attending the State of the Planet conference at Columbia University today and tomorrow. (I will have more on that later.)

I just heard Kofi Annan speak for the first time in real life. He is a charismatic and funny story teller. Lee Bollinger, President of Columbia University, called him the “First truly global citizen of the world.” To prove that he lives up to his expectation, Kofi Annan volunteered a story.

He and his wife were vacationing in a remote corner of the planet one time, trying to stay away from any news, publicity and people. He said they lasted three weeks before it got really boring. When they finally ventured out for the first time, he was–as expected–recognized instantly. A local man came up to him and said: “I know who you are!” Then he shouted. “You are Morgan Freeman!”

Kofi Annan smiled and signed an autograph for him. It said: A Free Man.

Man arrested for attempting to steal parts of Easter Island statues

This is why archaeologists hate tourists and why we’re not allowed to walk around freely in the Giza Pyramids anymore. Because we can’t keep our hands off of things.

The BBC is reporting that a Finnish Tourist on the Easter Islands was recently arrested for trying to steal a chunk off of the famous Moai statues. He was apparently spotted reaching up to try to pry off an earlobe, then, on breaking a section of the statue off, the chunk shattered into pieces on the ground, which he next tried to gather and pilfer. Only upon being arrested did he stop molesting the statue.

What the heck was he thinking? How selfish does someone have to be to think “Hey, I should destroy that and put part of it on my mantle at home”. It’s because of people like this that we’re not allowed to explore Versailles or The Valley of the Kings at our own leisure and are required to be policed in tour groups. This man gives tourists a bad name.

As for the statue, scientists are currently seeing if they can repair it. The idiot from Finland could get seven years in prison.

[thanks to moody75 for the link]