Drunk man tries to steal jet fuel for his car

Here is a way to not combat high gas prices. Breaking into an airport to steal jet fuel for your car might seem like a good idea, but it’s one of those feats that gains notice–particularly if you’re drunk. At least at the Reid-Hillview Airport near San Jose, California, it does.

This past Sunday a 20-year–old man tried out that exact scenario, but to no avail. He was caught, arrested and charged with breaking into an airport, attempted theft, and to add insult to injury– driving while drunk.

According to the AP article, the plan was foiled before he ever cooked it up. It sounds like you have to buy the gas with a credit card to get it out of the pump.

If he had succeeded, he might have regretted the decision anyway. Unless he had a race car with a special engine, his regular car engine probably would not have liked the jet fuel diet. That’s what I found out when checked out the difference between jet fuel and normal fuel.

Another disabled traveler horror story: Delta passenger with muscular dystrophy forced to crawl off plane

Earlier this month I posted on a husband who had to carry his wheelchair-bound wife onto a Ryanair flight after the airline failed to make sure the proper equipment — in this case, an Ambulift — was available at the plane during boarding. The Ambulift never showed up.

While we can debate all day whether the airline’s crew in this case could have done something else to help, what we cannot debate is that amid all this discussion about what is and what is not in the job description of airline crew, it is undeniably a part of the job to make sure that disabled passengers are accommodated during the boarding and de-planing process.

A woman named Julianna, who has muscular dystrophy, says she found herself having to crawl down the steps off a Delta Airlines flight July 20 in an effort to make a connecting flight after it took the airline more than 30 minutes to produce a wheelchair and lift.

Her flight landed in Atlanta at 7:30 p.m. Her connecting flight departed at 8:05 p.m. Her wheelchair showed up at…8:05 p.m.

At one point, Julianna says flight crew members told her she might end up making the connection if she stopped standing around waiting for help. How busy they were trying to track down that chair is unclear.

Her ordeal continued for the next several hours. Delta agents haggled about whose job it was to push Julianna around in her wheelchair as she got re-ticketed (obviously she missed her connection) and assigned to a new gate. The Delta ground crew members who were supposed to be on call for such a task apparently weren’t answering their stations.

When Julianna reached her final destination, West Palm Beach, again Delta did not have a wheelchair waiting, and she crawled onto the shuttle bus, she says.

No doubt there will be finger pointing about whose responsibility it was to help Julianna, and who dropped the ball. There always is during these incidents of apparent incompetence. The flight crew? The ground crew?

Perhaps Julianna is exaggerating the incident, as irate travelers can. But either the wheelchairs were waiting for her, or they were not.

If, as it appears, they were not, then Delta Airlines dropped the ball, regardless of who specifically you pin it on.

There are few excuses I can think of for not having wheelchairs waiting for passengers who need them.

Forced to crawl, Julianna is justified in venting her disgust, as she does in a letter to Delta CEO Richard Anderson excerpted on the consumer advocacy Web site The Consumerist.


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China: Flight delays result in rampage at airport

3 China Southern Airline flights were delayed because of bad weather conditions and the closure of one of the local destinations due to runway repairs. Result: 170 passengers were left at the airport in Kunming (southwest China) and landed up breaking desks and smashing computers in a state of outrage and frustration.

Beyond these facts, the story is a little blurry.

The airline denies they mistreated their passengers, they state that there were enough staff at the airport looking after them, and that 100 of their customers stayed in the hotel they were offered. Also, they have agreed to compensate each passenger with 100 Yuan (approx. $14). However, other media reports say that most passengers went to look for hotels with vacancies for the night without much luck, and they landed up sleeping on the aircraft or in the departure hall; no food was offered and not enough airline staff were around to fix the situation.

The situation was delicate and naturally volatile, but at the same time not an unfamiliar one. As for what happened at the airport, it’s the airline’s word against the passenger’s — two completely different perspectives — so what actually happened will only be clear to those who were there. It’s amazing how personal perceptions of a situation can be so relative, depending which side you are on.

Anyway, I think what’s important is that after 17 hours of waiting, all passengers were put on other flights to their respective destinations, as well as compensated (although miserably). However, many passengers still want a public apology printed in the newspaper. Sigh. What does it take for people to just let things go once they are fixed!

TSA pulls pants off of elderly man during search

It always never fails to amaze us what sort of crazy screening the TSA is doing on everyday passengers. You’ve probably seen the pictures of the security officer frisking the nun at Detroit’s airport and were thinking what we were thinking — what is a nun going to sneak into an airport? But the TSA can’t discriminate against anyone based on their race, color, creed or age, so they have search even the most innocent looking people just like everyone else.

A 71 year old man was recently searched because he had a prosthetic knee, and the TSA officer went so far as to remove the man’s pants in plain sight of the checkpoint to insure that he wasn’t hiding anything. Check out the news coverage of the incident below — we’d be angry too!

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Airport reminder: Do not check-in people!

Authorities at Sweden’s Bromma Airport didn’t find it funny or entertaining when they were made the scapegoats of a stunt by private television station Kanal 5.

A heavy bag was brought to the check-in counter and during procedures, the bag was opened and a dwarf hopped out. A hidden crew was filming the incident, expecting to get a crazy reaction to the situation, something that could be aired on the comedy channel.

Other than feeling “shocked and humiliated” it is unclear how the airport staff actually reacted, and the channel promises that “extreme situation entertainment” footage is all they wanted.

I think it’s quite an original candid camera tactic, and since the airport isn’t pressing charges, looks like they’re not taking it too seriously either.

The things people do for a giggle. Sigh.